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These are the top searches according to the grossly american, america online.

I'm not caught up and don't know who Carrie Prejean is but wonder if she is that nun who saved Sean Penn from the death penalty.

AS for the others I do know that Melissa Rycroft is a valiant Bachelor casualty who according to my webmistress's mother -- bravely danced with broken ribs--.

The biggest loser is a show where the morbidly obese agree to publicly sweat and and sign away their rights to basic dignity to win a fat losing contest. When one gets to the point of such largeness one shouldn't judge on what one would do under those circumstances. Tarra isn't judging as Tarra knows that outside every thin person there is a fat person. One steroid shot, one brain injury, or just the one thing that happened to Kirstie Alley and there you are trying on huge dresses or suits.

If the queen of all journeys, Oprah, struggles with excessive girth issues than WE ALL DO.

As for American Idol-- I'm cooking up my recap and it should be posted today.