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journeys, swine flu, and matt giraud

Okay, admission time:

I have been reading up on blog promotion. It's not something I should discuss as one would think that all fame can only come from some mystique. But, since that has been widely disproven and Greta garbo would have to get out more(etc) I'm not going to even try to maintain mystique as I've concluded it isn't neccessary any more.

So, the newest book says that the more blog posts the better and so I am going to shorten my posts without stifling my need to comment incessantly about stuff and things and whatnot.

So, Matt Giraud , was voted off will be fine I hope as I think he is very sweet. And, all of them should be fine but then one would think that the baby who died of swine flu would be fine and that wasn't the case...

Which got me to thinking about journeys and how would the mother of that baby who died of swine flu rationalize that babies very shortened "journey." This is bumming me out and it could be that it is a very depressing concept where no answer could remotely suffice, or that my blood sugar needs tweaking. I will prepare a whole grain english muffin(MADE FROM SCRATCH) and a Orange Piquot tea and hope that I don't stay bummed out for long.

bye, you guys.

tea, time demands, juggling, and touching base.

Morning, all!


I think my bird hit counter is loads of fun. It appears from some comments that I'm getting some hits from tea related concerns and I'm so glad.

I think tea is going to take off very soon and bigtime and I want to be able to ride the crest, as they say.

I've had trouble in the past capitalizing on trends and now they seem to be calling it "monetize," I need to go full steam ahead as my affluence is gone as mentioned in other posts.

Too busy with the prosecution of my devilish life coach to spend much time on blogging today much less twittering about my new wholistic approach to dealing with immense stress and angst. So, please you guys, don't think I've forgotten you but rather that Tarra is just taking care of her needs as should you.


I got some nice comments today especially from Cherish who marveled at my ability to juggle so many blogs. I clicked on her and she's a mom with a doting husband and I'm not and now with my money gone and unable to maintain or start fun and fruitful hobbies it's been not too hard to maintain my many blogs.

I actually plan to start ten more by the end of the month as my desire to avoid the loss of my last remaining asset(my napa cottage )

Keep an eye out for my new blogs and see ya.

Susan Boyle's eyebrow shaving is going for millions on Ebay

Okay the tea is definately WIERD.

It makes me feel as if my oversized rainbow flag mug is ruling me and not the other way around. I never considred that this mug left to me by an ex life partner would one day become so infused with meaning or is it menace????

It's still early and Alisa and her family have not yet come out to pester me so I just am so very grateful that you are here blog and that even though you also act WIERD you in general don't interrupt me while I am having this current phase of searing insights.

Left and right. Right and left. Searing insights. Too many to even type in and all because of some tea??? Wow. Just Wow.

So, I googled "What does one do when faced with searing insights?" and they kept acting as if I wasn't spelling it right and that got me angry.

I entered another search engine portal and it also returned a "no results found."

I suppose I can start collecting my searing insights for my grandchildren but as a currently indigent non hetero who's fibroids are probably growing back as we speak and who has less than a year left before million dollars ovary stimulators will need to be used, those prospects seem dim, to tay the least. That was a tongue twister!!!!


So, I'm blogging and thinking of ways to justify this incessant blogging to myself and my increasingly persistent creditors( Chase, you bitch)
So, here I am in Los Angeles county and I am blogging my insights to a world either wittingly or unwittingly oblivous to my struggle as a stay at home non mom who's dog was recently murdered etc.


But is that all I am in that latter sentence of my last paragraph(which I don't think is a proper paragraph as I never could master any part of grammar or punctuation) Is that who I am or am I just so many more. Since my monumental weight gain due to bloat from a poorly planned raw foods diet I can't help but not like saying, " I have layers." Because, I literally do now and I'm talking about when being naked and not when I'm preparing for an intemperate climate or whatnot.

So, it's Friday and when I fell off the wagon of veganism for one sad and sick month three years ago I went to TGIF's in Guerneville with a bunch of people from my dye casting class and what a yummy thing is a jalapeno popper. I remember it like it was yesterday and that makes a certain sense because yesterday was Thursday and I remember thinking how it was Thursday and Not friday and how ballsy someone had to be to just call a restaurant such a thing. I mean, the balls, or is it just great patience and decent staff????

I mean first you'd have to have the patience of a saint to even dream of contemplating that your use of an acronym for possibly the first time in chain/frahchise restaurant history will be undestood..... eventually. Then you have to have all kinds of other things going for you so people really don't mind going on Monday to a place called thank god its friday. Ok, even this tea can't get me to conclude with this train of thought and just say.

Listen: when it comes down to it if your appetizers have a good but not so good taste that the overwhelm the entrees then you have recipe for success.

I'm just really not into analyzing this anymore and I hope that is ok with you guys. I've put up a fiery webcounter and I got to bed late and I just don't feel like discussing why TGIF took off and the Macaroni Grill has languished or even gone out business or is the macaroni grill just regional and therefore this whole post a big fat waste.


So, the Tv isn't on yet and I have no idea what current events are available today. Until my webmaster's mother wakes I probably won't put on the tv as waking the elderly is worse that waking regular folks. So, I guess I could navigate away from this page and find out what's new in THE WORLD. But, I have this irrational fear based on experience that all of this will get erased and though it in all probability is worse than useless I will forever wonder where it went.

I'm off to find out what is new and current and then to come back and to discuss it or just I guess comment on it LIVE.


bye.

Montreal cold cut meat???

Okay, it appears that the hit counter is not the only thing messed up on this blogger thing and I just don't know who to talk to. It must be that that follower app is broken too as it says I have one follower and then If you look it's me. I mean, yeah, I did agree to follow myself but it's just not possible that someone who commits a whole blog to Dots has like 700 percent more followers than a wymin like me who is always "Mixing it up.

Well, I bought of four pack of Minnnetonka tea yesterday before leaving the Tea-Zone and today we shall see if it was at the root of that blogophilia from yesterday. It could always be peri menopause too but I sure hope not because I too want to be a mom like everyone is nowadays. So, I'm brewing up a cup and I'll get back to you whence I start sipping at it.

I know that the tea made me really strange yesterday and at the same time it permits me to compose over 4 blog entries which must be a record for a blog that isn't being followed with any degree of avidity.

Obviously, I want my blog to succeed, and it's not jsut because I want to get my e-books out to a very wide audience but also because now I need to monetize whatever I can monetize. I even think I'll have to have a yard sale of of these days. IT's grave, you guys, when you start thinking of ways to convince people why they should buy your already used contanct lens cup.

If I wasn't so proud I'd beg for charity and figure out how to add some link that would permit your funds to become mine. Actually, I'm hoping that I can stave off a complete personal and fiscal crisis by just clipping coupons and insisting the double them even when it says "don't double."
We'll see.
So, I'm been thinking of new concepts or whatever that may really get my blog to take on a life of its own. As it stands, the blog is by all measures a flop and I will have to start a job training program or sell my cottage for cut rate prices. where would I go? Absolutely everywhere but some college towns around and then the extended Northern CAlifornia area are filled with people with non progressive views. But, all the places with the progressive view people are very high rent. Canada?

What's that aboot? Ha. They say aboot rather than about. Anyhow, Canada? I've met some Canadians here and there and they all look robust and one rarely hears about a Canadian Committing suicide despite the fact that most of it is cold and should be filled with S.A.D sufferers. I've been to Montreal and the people are smokin hot lookswise but despite my leanings they still treated me as La Americaine or roughly translated: That American. Maybe I was just being paranoid and they didn't take to me for entirely different reasons that had nothing to do with my birthplace. I wish I could find out because they have a wonderful smoked meat there which I am off to google as I can't remember its name but suffice it to say that for some reason Montreal specializes in a sort of semitic cold cut. NO. Calling it a cold cut is like calling a Suzanne Malveux Burgundy Eloise a glass of wine.

What is it. What shall I google to locate this indescribable meat?

Ok, you guys, hang tight I'll find out as I like to share my finds even if it tends to make my life harder as then the price increases or I can't get it but still.....


See ya soon.

So glad that Mellissa is on dancing with the stars and will heal faster that way

Oh my god, you guys. I think ever since I got that rash of feedback I've been addicted to blogging. " My name is Tarra and I'm a blogoholic. But, seriously, you guys, I hopped out of my bed and literally came straight to my home office(where my puter is btw) and wanted to share with you my thoughts and feelings. I'll admit when I started this blog it was mainly to promote my works of fiction and possible non fiction and erotica but as time has progressed and a small, mostly anonymous, but significant readership has been established I've come to feel that blogging is now a passion. So, Tarra is now a chocoholic blogoholic ROTFL. I mentioned my struggle with excessive wine tastings and my lack of control regarding my erotic impulses in a previous blog so now I'm a sex addict alcoholoic chocoholic blogoholic. I would literally be rolling on the floor laughing if I didn't get so heavy and the neighbors downstairs weren't so uptight. Plus, my non violent pitbull has been showing signs of aggression as of late when I or others make jarring moves so it's best I stay seated. ROFL.

See, Alisa(my judgemental webmaster-- to those who only skim my blog cuz they're lazy asses LOL) I do have a sense of humor. I don't want to get into how alisa doesn't see my good qualities now, so I won't.

Anyhoo, I woke up after a temptestous sleep and had these fun observations or epiphanies or whatnot.
1- Slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing
2-Buttons are not cute and I won't be using that in my lexicon from now on when referring to things that strike my cute cord.

Well, that's about it. My life coach is being arraigned at the Clara Folz building today and I need to be downtown at the unholy hour of 8:30 A.M, and try to start a support group with all the searching womyn who were essentially ripped off by her and left to navigate their lives unassisted.

I doubt the criminal court building has gourmet goodies so I'll either pack my own homemade cilantro wrap with cranberry and houmuss inside (whole foods has it on sale! BOGO!), or I'll make due with a cafeteria side salad and bring my own bistro bought dressing etc.

With my life coach facing criminal charges,I haven't been able to calender quite as well and time maintenance has been iffy at best. My former life coach strongly insinuated that blogging wasn't time and cost effective and thank goddess she was found out as I was set to take down this blog altogether. My next life coach will have to undergo and extensive criminal background check
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and be supportive of my needs to reach out to my fans and friends in this manner.

I also better bring an antioxodant rich beverage as I can't help but fear that those coming from jail are rife with oxidants. I don't mean that to sound mean or judgemental but I don't doubt that the racist classist system doesn't furnish them with the degree of hygeine that us affluent progressives have enjoyed. I plan to blog about that soon.

My identity, knock on wood, appears to be unstolen. I wonder why she stole so many and not mine. Kind of insulting, actually.

So, you guys if the court is equipped with wifi and or doesn't make me turn off my phone I'll either post here or twitter on a thrice hourly basis and tell you what's up.

Have an amazing day and SMILE.