Friday, June 12, 2009

My webmisstress should be restrained but I"m too soft hearted, arrgh.

DISGUSTING. I just got a nasty text from Alisa, my webmistress. She does a really good job saving my posts and adding the occassional enclosure link but this recent text has just.... just..... I'm basically steaming, you guys.

She told me that she thought Letterman was looking and acting like a simple minded old womyn. she didn't text "womyn" either and wrote it like this "woman" and she damn well knows how that riles me.

Then she send me to her blog and there is some rambling post about this matter and I'm just want my prosperity back so bad so I can get a better webmistress.

I've set up two interviews with prospective life coaches today and I'm ever hopeful. I've been selling enough of my homemade carpaccio at the farmers market and so I can sort of afford a life coach for the next two or so months. And, it is appearing to be an expense that I can't afford to skimp on. Yesterday, I bought a new calender and a boatload of post its and when I got home I realized that the calender was from last year and that the sticky stuff on the post its was almost unsticky. Alisa showed no concern as she told me that when you get stuff at the 99 cents store that might happen.

Cross your fingers for me you guys as another corrupt life coach will be the END of ME.

Alisa just texted me again and this time she was trying be friendly and was telling me how her sister now has three habits that she finds amusing. Whatever.

Maybe you give a darn, cuz I don't but these are the three habits that her sister now has.

Doing a single handed two fingered quote thing to indicate some irony but doing most of the time when it doesn't apply at all.. Asking at all times of the day, " What is it, like 2 ocolock, What day is it... Thursday. Asking this when it is like 10 am or a Monday.And the third one is going to sleep really late but then having some odd insomnia where she wakes up at all hours and if she sees Alisa up early she gets stern and say, " Alisa, go back to sleep." Today, according to alisa she did this at 6.A.M, just gets up goes to loo(I"m partly brit!) and advises other to go back to bed.

Alisa finds this delighful or whatever and I think it's just WEIRD and SCAAAAARY. I might get a restraining order against the whole lot of them(part brit here!) if Alisa texts me any more anti Letterman b.s. I know a lawyer who makes it a shoo in even if there really isn't a reason. We'll see.


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