I better get this out before new stories take over and the chance is there that this american idol and dancing with stars post becomes stale.

So, let's try to organize and clarify"

I've discussed American Idol before and but I don't believe I've discussed Dancing with the stars and I just want to qualify my comments by saying that I don't know much about dance. A commentator from my past has mentioned a dance today but that was non organized dance and as I don't practice organized religion I have not practiced organized dance. That said, my webmistress's mother as an elderly lady loves all sort of spectacle. Alisa told me this happened to her grandmother too as she aged. Alisa is convinced she won't fall into this but one really should never be sure of anything.

So, I'm only going to skim the surface and give some superficial opinions. Sure, I've seen a few episoded over the years but this is my first blog about the show.

Jill, the french man00 I'm not familiar with his work-- is way too french and I sense that he sneaks off and takes dance lessons.

The squat olympian-- She's fine but her type of build brings back bad memories of certain squat antogistic sorts from my past.

Melissa the rejected bachalorette- Too raw and brings back the hapless inner child I left behind so long ago. Historically humiliating rejection and fake marriage proposal by some demon man and then now just as things are looking up. Crack. Go. Her. Ribs. Just can't even deal and want her off my TV!! SORRY.

Jewel's Boyfriend-- Since i saw her at quite a few of the womyn's festivals I'm a fan as she is queer friendly and sometimes queer but I am so not INTO this guy and I think she is blinded by insane love hormones as he just isn't doing it for me at all. And, though I don't date or cohabitate with men I can spot a hottie.

I can't remember who else was on..

Oh yea there is that Juliett Huff and she, I gurantee, will be heartbroken by that dance partner/lover of hers. It is time for Juliett to feel the cold smacks of fate and so it goes.

I just can't remember anyone else. Oh yes, Lil Kim. I can't remember at all what she is famous for and Alisa's mother asked me and I said, R and B, Rap maybe, I don't know I think she was crazy or something.

Time to move on to the judges but this post is too long so I'll post and then continue.