Monday, January 26, 2009

obesity virus gotta buy more hand sanitizer!

OK, my negativity is in check this time and I won't scare my readers with any forms of rage again. Promise.

My webmaster threatened to sue today if i don't pay her and though she's right in the sense that I haven't paid her in 4 months the way she said it was rude and so I don't think I should pay. She has told me that she will seek what is due her and I'm sooooooooooo scared. I need to get a restraining order.

I'll keep you all posted.

There was a terrible thing on the news today that is sure to spark great fear in more shallow people. There is a virus about that causes obesity. Wierd!
I mentioned my problem with current obesity and how it hasn't affected my way with womyn. In my case I can't imagine how this virus is making me eat heaping portions of comfort food many times a day so I feel sure that I earned this fat and these folds and that makes me feel better. I'm still scared that I'll get the virus and be fat even after I stop eating so muhc.
So glad that lots of comfort food is vegan and that tofu burgers are yummy when drenched in vegan cheeses.

OH no the webmaster has im'ed me and promised to make sure she is paid or else. I've never made an arch enemy so I maybe should just pay. Yikes. My mind is reeling with how much damage she could do to my budding blog and my e-book sales if she decided to seek "justice." I'll just ignore it and hope I'm not underestimating her. I know she's going to pursue some other people who've stiffed her and I've seen her cackle with glee with her family at what they plan to do. Scaaaaaaaaary.

My life coach is on vacation and I'm feeling really anxious to map out my life ASAP. I just wanted to pop in and say hi to you guys and I hope you have a really well prepared meal this evening. I sure will.

xooo
tarra

7 comments:

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heyzeus said...

Eyvonne, may I ask you how you stumbled upon my blog?

Either way, thanks so much!

heyzeus said...

Eyvonne,

Where are you?

xxx,
Tarra

heyzeus said...

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