Saturday, May 2, 2009
sad about danny gans
I never did hear about him and my blogging has led me to this story and I sure hope it wan't suicide.
Blogger is the richer for it
Since there is more than a slim or fat(they mean the same thing!!) chance that Korey's non prying eyes are here I am once again blogging.
I now have the incentive to scan all the swine in and will do so at ONCE.
For new or just (understandably) oblivious readers -- Korey is also the friend i refer to as dude. This all stems from an old joke where when me and Korey were shacked up we went online and someone kept commenting on the poor health and bravery of their "dear friend" who was named...."dude."
Am I remembering correctly, Korey? This some 12 years later(my.oh my) gives me and a joy as it is our private joke and I surely didn't share it with another. Though I must admit,k, that I've shared MissusMiss with the famiy and that she has introduced them to about 7 relatives, you haven't yet met.
In a fit of tealaced whimsy I sent Korey a link to this blog and the rest is herstory.
It is amazing what one blog viewer (who shows themselves) can do to one's morale!
Ms. Korey has much to say and I await the day I can support her blog as she has supported mine!
Go ask alice hoax
So, anyhow, what was I discussing in that post before that kind of gross plea to Eyevonne et al?
Yes, I was discussing trust issues. Those do require lots of work. The other day, I saw a book that I'd never heard of at the goodwill(where one shops when one is indigent and earth friendly) and it was called Jay's Journal, and though these are times where I should only get books from the library I splurged as I had to have this book. It was edited or introduced by a woman named Beatrice Sparks and I just had to hand over that buck and get it.
So, I bought it along with a nice computer chair(long story) and now this purchase has been terrible for my trust issues. Terrible. Why?
I'll tell you why: Because, upon closer inspection, I see that Beatrice Sparks is the same person who is "responsible" for "Go Ask Alice." At first, I was a little freaked out because I read "Go ask Alice" about 30 years ago and just took it as true and I can' t say that it wasn't effective as that coupled with Christiane F. and that kickass tv movie about LSD might be why I'm not a drug addict today.
So, I was freaked out that somehow this woman named Beatrice Sparks was now associated with Alice and so I read this book, "Jay's Journal." and my adult brain is going, "no fucking way." and I am getting pissed because not since a boy called it have a felt my credulity so played. Like with a "boy called it" it just doesn't read right and though It has thrived as an Oprah Pick and I've even seen this David Felcher in the flesh, I never have heard from Alice's family and since Alice died tragically at the end of this "diary," I sure haven't heard from her.
I do some googling and find out that .... Go ask alice has been known to be a fake for a long time. Nobody tells tarra this??? How does Tarra miss such information? Is it only Tarra who hasn't been told this and if so... why?
Jay's Journal is also considered a fake and Ms. Beatrice Sparks is a mercenary little bitch. Now, I'm like was Christiane F true and was Sybil true. I read a book called the Shoemaker by Flora Retta Shrieber about 10 years ago and unlike with Sybill my brain was developed enough to suspect that Flora Retta Shrieber was a liar. Sybil was a major memory from my childhood as I remember my mother trying to spare us it and me and my sibling sneaking it very late once night when our parents were asleep. And, man oh man did Sally Field deserve that oscar.
But,now for the longest time I'm pretty sure that is fake too. I've never met anyone with multiple personality disorder and I've met lots and lots of loonies, so I'm pretty sure there was only a flora rhetta and not a sybil.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that this sucks. I dutifully read James Frey and all the holocaust memoirs and american indian memoirs picked by Oprah, and again I am DECIEVED.
how many times can one curse their naivete?
Alisa's mother was in the holocaust and she was there from 5-6 years old and when I was googling stuff about her I found that there were actual memoirs written about her time by someone her age and by another who was even a year and a half younger. No way no how they remember enough for a memoir-- but they do now how to "monetize."
Gee, I am sounding negative again. But, I just can't believe what I learned about "Go ask alice." I would link you but it's still not working so you can go google if you'd like.
I just have been, as you klnow, trying to stay current, and to learn that for 30 years I didn't even know about Go ask alice ... It's a shock.
How many lying gutter snipes are out there fer gosh's sake.
Yes, I was discussing trust issues. Those do require lots of work. The other day, I saw a book that I'd never heard of at the goodwill(where one shops when one is indigent and earth friendly) and it was called Jay's Journal, and though these are times where I should only get books from the library I splurged as I had to have this book. It was edited or introduced by a woman named Beatrice Sparks and I just had to hand over that buck and get it.
So, I bought it along with a nice computer chair(long story) and now this purchase has been terrible for my trust issues. Terrible. Why?
I'll tell you why: Because, upon closer inspection, I see that Beatrice Sparks is the same person who is "responsible" for "Go Ask Alice." At first, I was a little freaked out because I read "Go ask Alice" about 30 years ago and just took it as true and I can' t say that it wasn't effective as that coupled with Christiane F. and that kickass tv movie about LSD might be why I'm not a drug addict today.
So, I was freaked out that somehow this woman named Beatrice Sparks was now associated with Alice and so I read this book, "Jay's Journal." and my adult brain is going, "no fucking way." and I am getting pissed because not since a boy called it have a felt my credulity so played. Like with a "boy called it" it just doesn't read right and though It has thrived as an Oprah Pick and I've even seen this David Felcher in the flesh, I never have heard from Alice's family and since Alice died tragically at the end of this "diary," I sure haven't heard from her.
I do some googling and find out that .... Go ask alice has been known to be a fake for a long time. Nobody tells tarra this??? How does Tarra miss such information? Is it only Tarra who hasn't been told this and if so... why?
Jay's Journal is also considered a fake and Ms. Beatrice Sparks is a mercenary little bitch. Now, I'm like was Christiane F true and was Sybil true. I read a book called the Shoemaker by Flora Retta Shrieber about 10 years ago and unlike with Sybill my brain was developed enough to suspect that Flora Retta Shrieber was a liar. Sybil was a major memory from my childhood as I remember my mother trying to spare us it and me and my sibling sneaking it very late once night when our parents were asleep. And, man oh man did Sally Field deserve that oscar.
But,now for the longest time I'm pretty sure that is fake too. I've never met anyone with multiple personality disorder and I've met lots and lots of loonies, so I'm pretty sure there was only a flora rhetta and not a sybil.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that this sucks. I dutifully read James Frey and all the holocaust memoirs and american indian memoirs picked by Oprah, and again I am DECIEVED.
how many times can one curse their naivete?
Alisa's mother was in the holocaust and she was there from 5-6 years old and when I was googling stuff about her I found that there were actual memoirs written about her time by someone her age and by another who was even a year and a half younger. No way no how they remember enough for a memoir-- but they do now how to "monetize."
Gee, I am sounding negative again. But, I just can't believe what I learned about "Go ask alice." I would link you but it's still not working so you can go google if you'd like.
I just have been, as you klnow, trying to stay current, and to learn that for 30 years I didn't even know about Go ask alice ... It's a shock.
How many lying gutter snipes are out there fer gosh's sake.
Eyevonne lure
I truly can't seem to get over Eyevonne. It sounds like a woman's name but I can't be sure, but I'll call her she anyway and hope that Eyevonne is not a He and that he doesn't get offended by being called a womyn.
Eyevonne, fyi, is a lovey random soul who came forth and commented on my blog, promised to send friends my way, and then (seemingly) dissapeared. It appears that her friends possibly came by and also left comments but I can't be sure, once again. I have shouted out to Eyevonne in many posts and she is still silent so I just want to dedicate this post to her and hope she responds.
I am well aware, eyevonne, that you owe me nothing as one who comments on a blog would not even neccesarily be deemed an aquaintance and so friendship is but a remote fantasy, but do make a peep. I am "reaching out" etc.
xx,
tarra
Eyevonne, fyi, is a lovey random soul who came forth and commented on my blog, promised to send friends my way, and then (seemingly) dissapeared. It appears that her friends possibly came by and also left comments but I can't be sure, once again. I have shouted out to Eyevonne in many posts and she is still silent so I just want to dedicate this post to her and hope she responds.
I am well aware, eyevonne, that you owe me nothing as one who comments on a blog would not even neccesarily be deemed an aquaintance and so friendship is but a remote fantasy, but do make a peep. I am "reaching out" etc.
xx,
tarra
Trust issues and pandemics
Everyone must be away. Oh well. It seems that none of my gimicks have had the results I crave and that I will have to rely on the kindness of barterers till thils recession goes byebye.
Serves me right? For using gimicks?
Whatever. I am ignoring you.
Anyhow, I feel brave when I keep blogging when no indication exists that my blogging is anything other than a futile mess. I have stocked up on hand sanitizer and have thought and thought of all the ways to keep that swine flu germ at bay ,and I've concluded that I am just going to "let it go" and even though I'm not an genuine alcoholic and was never forced to do the 12 steps, I do like to use the step, "let go and let god," as it relates to the swine flu and other pandemics.
Is it just me or is there a lot of people who don't know the difference between epidemic and pandemic and still pretend that they do. I don't know the difference nor have I had the time to wiki so I still am in the dark about that one.
Time has been an issue once again. It seems that the freinds I have that have life coaches (that aren't swindlers) are doing better in that way. So, I have hope that it is only a matter of time before a decent life coach is found and I can leave all this improper scheduling and sloppy calendering in the past.
But, the past is being... persistent.... LOL.
And, I can't get a life coach until my trust issues are resolved. Post is too long again and so I'll write up something about my trust issues in the next one.
bye.
Serves me right? For using gimicks?
Whatever. I am ignoring you.
Anyhow, I feel brave when I keep blogging when no indication exists that my blogging is anything other than a futile mess. I have stocked up on hand sanitizer and have thought and thought of all the ways to keep that swine flu germ at bay ,and I've concluded that I am just going to "let it go" and even though I'm not an genuine alcoholic and was never forced to do the 12 steps, I do like to use the step, "let go and let god," as it relates to the swine flu and other pandemics.
Is it just me or is there a lot of people who don't know the difference between epidemic and pandemic and still pretend that they do. I don't know the difference nor have I had the time to wiki so I still am in the dark about that one.
Time has been an issue once again. It seems that the freinds I have that have life coaches (that aren't swindlers) are doing better in that way. So, I have hope that it is only a matter of time before a decent life coach is found and I can leave all this improper scheduling and sloppy calendering in the past.
But, the past is being... persistent.... LOL.
And, I can't get a life coach until my trust issues are resolved. Post is too long again and so I'll write up something about my trust issues in the next one.
bye.
Friday, May 1, 2009
Humanity is dissapointing and other observations from a womyn temporarily in a negative state
Now that my dear friend ,dude, has made me aware that my uploading of the swine images is not in vain, I plan to feature a swine of a different kind every day till cinco de mayo. I am actually going to devote all post till May 4 to this dear friend named, "Dude."
My dear friend, dude, knows of what I speak and she will get bigger sized swine as I see some of these swine don't enlarge upon clicking and I want her to see more of the detail.
My sense of "the street" is that there is a major mistrust of the media, and most people are not buying into this swine flu ,and even see it as some shtick driven by the media or the government.
It's pretty sad that as a people we don't trust this strange media thing to the degree that we shruggingly accept that this whole swine flu things is ... NOT KOSHER.HA.
I sense a lot of things on the "street" and yet I haven't walked anywhere but I do feel a growing frustration and my last chance to foment a revolution, as they say.
That's for later, but for now I think the world has had enough of social networking sites. THE WORLD HAS HAD ENUFF. And, today, I understand that many celebrites and politicians are on Twitter. And, Twitter is smiling smugly off in some computer chip. Who is Twitter? what is it? Why oh why oh why is everyone in lockstep with this shit? It's not as if Hitler and Stalin or even Mao or even Idi amin dada or even Kim Jung Ill are telling you, "joining Twitter would be wise."
"wise" said in a way that bespoke extreme menace and years of torture.
Humanity, you dissapoint me.
Now, understand I went to the bartering site to get some organic dishwashing lotion in exchange for my award winning tomatoes and someone was barterning some of that Minnetonka tea. Ok?? SO??? Yeah, so I got some and it just makes me so WIERD. I forgot about the bad and just remembered the good and I promise that I will ditch the rest of the tea(36 bags for 12 tomatoes etc) very soon.
I was just saying to my dear friend dude via e-mail that 400 philosophical questions get posed every minute and what the fuck am I going to do with 400 fucking philosophical questions? I think I've just quoted my own self and that can't be cool.
Blogging has replaced scrapbooking as my newest life's mission and I hope you guys are enjoying the fresh content I provide.
Now I understanding that there is even more anger out their with these teabagging people and their dissatisfactions with Obama. Since my indigence, I don't really care either way.
I just wish I was aware that they were giving out this cheap rent(See mortgage crisis)for so long. I could have saved up so much money.
Someone is on tv saying that he has studied the history of "progressivism" and this tea is making me annoyed with everyone getting so worked up about thier parties when the only real party is ... in my pants.
What the hell am I saying and how will my blog suffer? This tea is really going to be the end of me. I will delete this upon rising as I suspect the tea will be out of my system after a cat nap. Till then, toodle do, and stay flu free!
My dear friend, dude, knows of what I speak and she will get bigger sized swine as I see some of these swine don't enlarge upon clicking and I want her to see more of the detail.
My sense of "the street" is that there is a major mistrust of the media, and most people are not buying into this swine flu ,and even see it as some shtick driven by the media or the government.
It's pretty sad that as a people we don't trust this strange media thing to the degree that we shruggingly accept that this whole swine flu things is ... NOT KOSHER.HA.
I sense a lot of things on the "street" and yet I haven't walked anywhere but I do feel a growing frustration and my last chance to foment a revolution, as they say.
That's for later, but for now I think the world has had enough of social networking sites. THE WORLD HAS HAD ENUFF. And, today, I understand that many celebrites and politicians are on Twitter. And, Twitter is smiling smugly off in some computer chip. Who is Twitter? what is it? Why oh why oh why is everyone in lockstep with this shit? It's not as if Hitler and Stalin or even Mao or even Idi amin dada or even Kim Jung Ill are telling you, "joining Twitter would be wise."
"wise" said in a way that bespoke extreme menace and years of torture.
Humanity, you dissapoint me.
Now, understand I went to the bartering site to get some organic dishwashing lotion in exchange for my award winning tomatoes and someone was barterning some of that Minnetonka tea. Ok?? SO??? Yeah, so I got some and it just makes me so WIERD. I forgot about the bad and just remembered the good and I promise that I will ditch the rest of the tea(36 bags for 12 tomatoes etc) very soon.
I was just saying to my dear friend dude via e-mail that 400 philosophical questions get posed every minute and what the fuck am I going to do with 400 fucking philosophical questions? I think I've just quoted my own self and that can't be cool.
Blogging has replaced scrapbooking as my newest life's mission and I hope you guys are enjoying the fresh content I provide.
Now I understanding that there is even more anger out their with these teabagging people and their dissatisfactions with Obama. Since my indigence, I don't really care either way.
I just wish I was aware that they were giving out this cheap rent(See mortgage crisis)for so long. I could have saved up so much money.
Someone is on tv saying that he has studied the history of "progressivism" and this tea is making me annoyed with everyone getting so worked up about thier parties when the only real party is ... in my pants.
What the hell am I saying and how will my blog suffer? This tea is really going to be the end of me. I will delete this upon rising as I suspect the tea will be out of my system after a cat nap. Till then, toodle do, and stay flu free!
save the swine rather than cinco de mayo celebration, anyone???
These swine will appeal to BREEDERS -- who are the vast majority of the people in power and the partriarchy etc.
stripping pigs
Your opinion of swine from this image will depend on the personal baggage you bring with you to this blog.
musical swines
Jon left me a comment but he also opened up the floodgates to me writing the longest blog post in history about my theory on comedy, so I don't know what to do.
I wonder if before books there was the pressure to keep it breif-- or if after the bible ---anyone who didn't come up with something equally as impressive just didn't even bother.
One doesn't picture ancient or even midievel man as reading magazines. Or maybe one does and one shouldn't deign to talk for "one."
What do you say readers? When did magazines start up?
anywhow, the swine is still getting a bad rap and being blamed for death as opposed to just being insulted as lazy and fat and "piggish." So, as a way to humanize the pig in his time of need I will add the genius pig art of lauren spitzberg . She gets my vote as a loyal friend to these reviled and often eaten animals. Her humanizing of the pig as this time seems very neccessary.
Thursday, April 30, 2009
blog
More traffic, less comments is what is going on with blog. Is everyone too frightened by swine flu or is it just that time of the year where people aren't chatty?
The lively debate I'd anticipated has not materialized, and I am Dissapointed. I hope you all feel bad for that as I really have done much to stir lively debate.
Whatever. I'm starting to think of Cyberspace as the Abyss and I'm just grateful that it lets me type to it. In my day, the void and or the abyss did not allow two way communications.
Before the cyberspace and 24 hours news, we all would have to wait a half hour of news with Ernie Anastos or Sue Simmons(NY news people) to tell me about the swine flu I have made an effort to comment on many blogs and yet I fear those people are either away from the computer or have passed and I'll never get a trackback.
I just felt such a yearning for Sue simmons and Ernie Anastos and the days of yore where once the rotary phone was placed in it's cradle that was that for communication --once you left the house.
I have made it more than clear that I'm progressive but I can't help but yearn for it all go away.
Soon I will link you to a blog of rants that might help in such situations
The lively debate I'd anticipated has not materialized, and I am Dissapointed. I hope you all feel bad for that as I really have done much to stir lively debate.
Whatever. I'm starting to think of Cyberspace as the Abyss and I'm just grateful that it lets me type to it. In my day, the void and or the abyss did not allow two way communications.
Before the cyberspace and 24 hours news, we all would have to wait a half hour of news with Ernie Anastos or Sue Simmons(NY news people) to tell me about the swine flu I have made an effort to comment on many blogs and yet I fear those people are either away from the computer or have passed and I'll never get a trackback.
I just felt such a yearning for Sue simmons and Ernie Anastos and the days of yore where once the rotary phone was placed in it's cradle that was that for communication --once you left the house.
I have made it more than clear that I'm progressive but I can't help but yearn for it all go away.
Soon I will link you to a blog of rants that might help in such situations
http://www.pbfluids.com/
http://www.pbfluids.com/
I've been out and about (inside) -visiting other blogs and I knew that I'd find my soulmate somehow and there HE is. And, since it' a HE i have to keep searching but still... I am putting HIM on my blogroll(it takes so little effort and cost absolutely no money ( Alisa told me that would cost extra and has been charging me extra for THIS!!!!)
Damn Damn Damn why can't he be a womyn!
I've been out and about (inside) -visiting other blogs and I knew that I'd find my soulmate somehow and there HE is. And, since it' a HE i have to keep searching but still... I am putting HIM on my blogroll(it takes so little effort and cost absolutely no money ( Alisa told me that would cost extra and has been charging me extra for THIS!!!!)
Damn Damn Damn why can't he be a womyn!
do it yourself is not as hard as I thought
I just realized that I don't have to pay for "archiving" and that alisa might very well have been screwing me.
WOW.
WOW.
I plan to tweet about his but first I'll put it here.
Just spoke with Alisa's sister who if you are a reader of my blog you will know that Alisa is a thorn in my side who does blog maintenance for me.
Well, I just spoke to Alisa's sister(she picked up phone) and she reminded me that despite all efforts Jamie Fox seems "all megolamania" yesterday. That's her take, not mine but I still want to share it as sharing is what Tarra does best.
Alisa is not charging much for her services and I felt really lucky but recently my indigence has forced me to see that I could do much of this work myself. For instance: She was charging a fee for keeping drafts and for sending me links to a preview of my blog. She charged me a pretty penny for "dashboard" help and now I'm starting to feel a little robbed. She wasn't overcharging or anything but current circumstances are leading me towards a "do it yourself" approach, and I'm thinking of letting Alisa go.
We'll see what happens once I move to Wordpress and if the learning curve puts me back into that vulnerable place.
Saw a story in the news about how Myspace has a new young CEO and I felt so sad as I recalled the merciless exodus of so many to facebook about a year ago. Myspace must have felt suicidal. such massive rejection and why????
There really is no reason I can see why myspace was abandoned enmasse. But perhaps I'm missing something and would love to hear anyone's take on this.
I mean twitter is different and it permits the unique chance to text all day to your followers about the scintillating minutiae of one's day but facebook vs Myspace???
What was the magic ingrediant that led so many from teens to the very elderly to abandon and discard myspace??? I just don't know and am asking my sweet readers to engage me and eachother in a debate about this. I will return to my computer in 1 hour and hope that it this lively(but respectful)debate is in progress.
Well, I just spoke to Alisa's sister(she picked up phone) and she reminded me that despite all efforts Jamie Fox seems "all megolamania" yesterday. That's her take, not mine but I still want to share it as sharing is what Tarra does best.
Alisa is not charging much for her services and I felt really lucky but recently my indigence has forced me to see that I could do much of this work myself. For instance: She was charging a fee for keeping drafts and for sending me links to a preview of my blog. She charged me a pretty penny for "dashboard" help and now I'm starting to feel a little robbed. She wasn't overcharging or anything but current circumstances are leading me towards a "do it yourself" approach, and I'm thinking of letting Alisa go.
We'll see what happens once I move to Wordpress and if the learning curve puts me back into that vulnerable place.
Saw a story in the news about how Myspace has a new young CEO and I felt so sad as I recalled the merciless exodus of so many to facebook about a year ago. Myspace must have felt suicidal. such massive rejection and why????
There really is no reason I can see why myspace was abandoned enmasse. But perhaps I'm missing something and would love to hear anyone's take on this.
I mean twitter is different and it permits the unique chance to text all day to your followers about the scintillating minutiae of one's day but facebook vs Myspace???
What was the magic ingrediant that led so many from teens to the very elderly to abandon and discard myspace??? I just don't know and am asking my sweet readers to engage me and eachother in a debate about this. I will return to my computer in 1 hour and hope that it this lively(but respectful)debate is in progress.
adam lambert cara ghirardelli awkwardness
oh yea, i forgot. What the hell was that cara ghiraddelli adam lambert blow job "joke" about. Was that the apotheosis of awkward or WHAT????????????
journeys, swine flu, and matt giraud
Okay, admission time:
I have been reading up on blog promotion. It's not something I should discuss as one would think that all fame can only come from some mystique. But, since that has been widely disproven and Greta garbo would have to get out more(etc) I'm not going to even try to maintain mystique as I've concluded it isn't neccessary any more.
So, the newest book says that the more blog posts the better and so I am going to shorten my posts without stifling my need to comment incessantly about stuff and things and whatnot.
So, Matt Giraud , was voted off will be fine I hope as I think he is very sweet. And, all of them should be fine but then one would think that the baby who died of swine flu would be fine and that wasn't the case...
Which got me to thinking about journeys and how would the mother of that baby who died of swine flu rationalize that babies very shortened "journey." This is bumming me out and it could be that it is a very depressing concept where no answer could remotely suffice, or that my blood sugar needs tweaking. I will prepare a whole grain english muffin(MADE FROM SCRATCH) and a Orange Piquot tea and hope that I don't stay bummed out for long.
bye, you guys.
I have been reading up on blog promotion. It's not something I should discuss as one would think that all fame can only come from some mystique. But, since that has been widely disproven and Greta garbo would have to get out more(etc) I'm not going to even try to maintain mystique as I've concluded it isn't neccessary any more.
So, the newest book says that the more blog posts the better and so I am going to shorten my posts without stifling my need to comment incessantly about stuff and things and whatnot.
So, Matt Giraud , was voted off will be fine I hope as I think he is very sweet. And, all of them should be fine but then one would think that the baby who died of swine flu would be fine and that wasn't the case...
Which got me to thinking about journeys and how would the mother of that baby who died of swine flu rationalize that babies very shortened "journey." This is bumming me out and it could be that it is a very depressing concept where no answer could remotely suffice, or that my blood sugar needs tweaking. I will prepare a whole grain english muffin(MADE FROM SCRATCH) and a Orange Piquot tea and hope that I don't stay bummed out for long.
bye, you guys.
Mulling Jamie Foxx
Is it just me or is the color of my blog just right? I have come to appreciate my template and the choices I've made blogwise.
that pig pic is for a friend of mine called "dude" who is a big fan of that artist and who won't let a flu ruin her fondess for swine. This same friend "dude" just informed me that Danny Gokey belongs to a homophobic church and this has, needless to say. caused me concern. I almost can't even focus on the matters at hand but will try...
So, Matt Giruad is gone and the rest of the gang is still there but Chris Daughtry and Jennifer Hudson have destroyed any sense that winning is actually that important. Plus, then they put dear old taylor hicks there to drive home this point in a way that makes the phrase "drive home the point" seem very flaccid.
As a middle aged womyn I see them all as nice kids and ony guarini, I do remember, got on my nerves in any significant way. I remember just not getting his immense appeal and then reading the TWOP message boards where they all would say EEEEEEEEEEEe at his name and I was feeling quite lonely. Well, now we see that for reasons known only to the higher power- -- so much smoke was blown up that poor boy's ass-- that you might as well call him a chimney or some similar thing that has smoke up it.
Sorry, I just can't think of anything but a chimney and it doesn't really work but tarra tries her best.
The point I believe I was trying to make is that despite the attempt to keep the supsense by having a winner -- it obviously is not that important. Obviously.
And, as I am not an individual who will ever wittingly kick a dog when it is down I will not comment further on Guarini or Mr. Hicks and I will not comment on how awful all the music sounded to me yesterday from Natalie Cole to Taylor Hicks to Jamie Fox.
I felt that all of them were told you have four minutes to fill just make it up. it was as if it was some improvised thing and it wasn't working.
To my SHOCK-- Jamie Foxx's "song" is the number one hit in America!!!!
I will just say that I don't understand this and was under the impression that Mr. Jamie Foxx was funny as ugly wanda on living color and then became an actor of some repute and then I thought he might show up again someday but I had no idea that he was a major musical force etc. I really am losing touch. I feel like a pentium 1. Or in other words -- is obsolescence reserved only for electronics?????
Something to mull over?
What does mull mean?
that pig pic is for a friend of mine called "dude" who is a big fan of that artist and who won't let a flu ruin her fondess for swine. This same friend "dude" just informed me that Danny Gokey belongs to a homophobic church and this has, needless to say. caused me concern. I almost can't even focus on the matters at hand but will try...
So, Matt Giruad is gone and the rest of the gang is still there but Chris Daughtry and Jennifer Hudson have destroyed any sense that winning is actually that important. Plus, then they put dear old taylor hicks there to drive home this point in a way that makes the phrase "drive home the point" seem very flaccid.
As a middle aged womyn I see them all as nice kids and ony guarini, I do remember, got on my nerves in any significant way. I remember just not getting his immense appeal and then reading the TWOP message boards where they all would say EEEEEEEEEEEe at his name and I was feeling quite lonely. Well, now we see that for reasons known only to the higher power- -- so much smoke was blown up that poor boy's ass-- that you might as well call him a chimney or some similar thing that has smoke up it.
Sorry, I just can't think of anything but a chimney and it doesn't really work but tarra tries her best.
The point I believe I was trying to make is that despite the attempt to keep the supsense by having a winner -- it obviously is not that important. Obviously.
And, as I am not an individual who will ever wittingly kick a dog when it is down I will not comment further on Guarini or Mr. Hicks and I will not comment on how awful all the music sounded to me yesterday from Natalie Cole to Taylor Hicks to Jamie Fox.
I felt that all of them were told you have four minutes to fill just make it up. it was as if it was some improvised thing and it wasn't working.
To my SHOCK-- Jamie Foxx's "song" is the number one hit in America!!!!
I will just say that I don't understand this and was under the impression that Mr. Jamie Foxx was funny as ugly wanda on living color and then became an actor of some repute and then I thought he might show up again someday but I had no idea that he was a major musical force etc. I really am losing touch. I feel like a pentium 1. Or in other words -- is obsolescence reserved only for electronics?????
Something to mull over?
What does mull mean?
pig pic for dear friend dude exclusively
Back home at my cozy cottage ,the cats are there but as I suspected they barely noticed my homecoming, and like I suspected-- those asshole creditors are harrassing me via snail mail AND e-mail AND phone!!!
My circadian rythms are set to early morning and I am here to blog. I plan to continue with my covering of the news as it happens on tv ,and though, there are no visible signs that this fills some niche -- or that it is an invention bred of neccessity or one that is not bred of necessity and so on and so forth and we shall see or we shall not see and so on and so forth.
I don't turn on the tv till 7 a.m so I can only report news that comes to me through links and clicks and such.
I do sense that Swine flu is no joke and I wish all those geeks would get out of the world wide web and take care of that rather than added a new APP or setting up accounts on Twitter. So true that the geeks have inherited the world and as Alisa said, "they can have it." Wow. she was a bad influence on me and within a week I should be back to the postive womyn who only has an eye out for progress and does't use irony or sarcasm and thinks those who do are SICKOS.
I don't discriminate and mean offense to any geek who comes upon my blog. But, I just have been a bit testy about how the world outside of my LCD screen is devolving or staying the same and yet daily I am faced with a new social networking option. I learned yesterday of something called REDDIT and I thought how that either never took off or they are doomed by such an uncatchy name and then I had lunch and felt better. I so often forget about my blood sugar issues. My lunch was nice but nothing great. I had a shaved fruit salad with a side of planta beans. I washed it all down with a piping but not scalding cup of earl grey and I don't have much more to say about it as it wasn't quite memorable
My American Idol review is coming up immediately after this and I am going to type it the minute I open up the new post window. I'm trying to really limit the word counts in my posts...
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
cara giradelli and paula and other matters.
Okay, that gimmick didn't catch on quite yet and I don't even want to get into the supposed feud of the original american idol hosts and cara giardelli before I get some feedback.
Suffice it to say she doesn't subtract much ,she doesn't add much, and I can't for the life of me understand what mastermind found her necessary. I guess everyone has to guess she's a backup host for Paula who has been slurring on and off since this talent songfest has launched.
I've always liked Paula and sometimes just diagnosed her with TMJ as the reason behind the inconsistent slurring but then I saw her reality show and found her just dreadful but now that I've watched her again for most of this season I wouldn't be surprised if she really was lovely/is lovely and the editors got bitter about this and snipped off any context to her nonstop spoiled dumbass tantrums. Saying yes to edited tv is probably something that should never be done unless the editors have fallen in love with you.
I've been in contact with an ex and a long lost cousin in the last week and that opens up a lively can of worms but the tea obviously weakened by impulses and I feel like ... the worms are out of the box or something and I don't want to think about how I should have ... not ... done ... that, and how the past probably should always stay ...put.
I am now writing to you from LAX and so far noone has told me that I need to pay two fares so let's hope that turned into a public relation fiasco for United and I can drop that from my list of things to dread and fear.
I've now tried and failed at many blog enterprises and only my erotica sites seem to draw the traffic that pays some bills. Isn't that the way it always is???
I have been poorly influenced by my webmistress and her family and under the influence of a strange and very ambigous tea and I just will clean it all up once I finally make the leap to Wordpress. I find that the nameless and faceless people behind BLOGGER are just not responsive to my needs and i will find livejournal or wordpress of the other competitors(hint hint blogger) more hospitable in the long run.
I came to the blog to say something very important and that might well have changed the course of history but now i forgot what it was and doubt i'll remember it any time soon. Any time soon is hard to explain in better detail as soon in cyberspace feels different that soon in the real world or whatever it is that is offline.
My kitties will probably not even greet me at the door and I won't even feel secure that it's because they don't love me or they just are too athritic to move and since cats don't talk I'll never find out and ...
My dog is decomposing, no doubt, and until I avenge his wrongful death I will not be at peace. Or I'll meet a nice latinaaa at a the taquito festival in Petaluma, and we'll have emotionally and physically satifying connections of all kinds, and all the bliss I suspected possible will suddenly seem not only possible but everlasting and then she'll go visit her family in guadalajara and she will return to me with all that she'd left me with and we will kiss and then as I peer into the abyss and see that the abyss was only ephemereal... and then I will not grin, i will not smile. My mouth will become as full and complete as the moon and someone upon seeing such an expression will have to come up with a better name for a smile or a grin.
and then I will feel nauseous and damn myself for not trusting and then I will vomit and then my bones will ache and then i will get a very bad but not fatal case of the swine flu that she brought home with the adorable tequila shot glasses and the too small for by big fat head(Sombrero) and then she will start to cough and sneeze and then she will die of the swine flu and that will be that.
So, I just really am not even looking forward to my return. I knew that when i dodged the bird flu( after stocking up on 4,000 dollars worth of tamiflu )that I wouldn't neccesarrily stay safe from high profile flus, but I sure didn't anticipate dying or losing the love of my life to Swine flu in this day and age.
what else??? My airplane is delayed and so I can either blog or ... blog ... as noone looks worth talking to and even if they did they all are on other communication devices. I'm long past the stage where I thought that shizophrenia suddenly became widespread so I am not going to cast a sympathetic glance at those talkign to themselves anymore. In short, I am aware now of bluetooths and that they are here to stay and that you just need to look a little closer as the mentally ill often don't wear business dress.
Ok, that's should do. Too much to do. I literally have over 200 tasks that need to get done by the weekend. I did plan some fun vids, and pics and even a surprise cyber scrapbook but there appears in the air the sense that boarding time is near and so I will stop here.
Suffice it to say she doesn't subtract much ,she doesn't add much, and I can't for the life of me understand what mastermind found her necessary. I guess everyone has to guess she's a backup host for Paula who has been slurring on and off since this talent songfest has launched.
I've always liked Paula and sometimes just diagnosed her with TMJ as the reason behind the inconsistent slurring but then I saw her reality show and found her just dreadful but now that I've watched her again for most of this season I wouldn't be surprised if she really was lovely/is lovely and the editors got bitter about this and snipped off any context to her nonstop spoiled dumbass tantrums. Saying yes to edited tv is probably something that should never be done unless the editors have fallen in love with you.
I've been in contact with an ex and a long lost cousin in the last week and that opens up a lively can of worms but the tea obviously weakened by impulses and I feel like ... the worms are out of the box or something and I don't want to think about how I should have ... not ... done ... that, and how the past probably should always stay ...put.
I am now writing to you from LAX and so far noone has told me that I need to pay two fares so let's hope that turned into a public relation fiasco for United and I can drop that from my list of things to dread and fear.
I've now tried and failed at many blog enterprises and only my erotica sites seem to draw the traffic that pays some bills. Isn't that the way it always is???
I have been poorly influenced by my webmistress and her family and under the influence of a strange and very ambigous tea and I just will clean it all up once I finally make the leap to Wordpress. I find that the nameless and faceless people behind BLOGGER are just not responsive to my needs and i will find livejournal or wordpress of the other competitors(hint hint blogger) more hospitable in the long run.
I came to the blog to say something very important and that might well have changed the course of history but now i forgot what it was and doubt i'll remember it any time soon. Any time soon is hard to explain in better detail as soon in cyberspace feels different that soon in the real world or whatever it is that is offline.
My kitties will probably not even greet me at the door and I won't even feel secure that it's because they don't love me or they just are too athritic to move and since cats don't talk I'll never find out and ...
My dog is decomposing, no doubt, and until I avenge his wrongful death I will not be at peace. Or I'll meet a nice latinaaa at a the taquito festival in Petaluma, and we'll have emotionally and physically satifying connections of all kinds, and all the bliss I suspected possible will suddenly seem not only possible but everlasting and then she'll go visit her family in guadalajara and she will return to me with all that she'd left me with and we will kiss and then as I peer into the abyss and see that the abyss was only ephemereal... and then I will not grin, i will not smile. My mouth will become as full and complete as the moon and someone upon seeing such an expression will have to come up with a better name for a smile or a grin.
and then I will feel nauseous and damn myself for not trusting and then I will vomit and then my bones will ache and then i will get a very bad but not fatal case of the swine flu that she brought home with the adorable tequila shot glasses and the too small for by big fat head(Sombrero) and then she will start to cough and sneeze and then she will die of the swine flu and that will be that.
So, I just really am not even looking forward to my return. I knew that when i dodged the bird flu( after stocking up on 4,000 dollars worth of tamiflu )that I wouldn't neccesarrily stay safe from high profile flus, but I sure didn't anticipate dying or losing the love of my life to Swine flu in this day and age.
what else??? My airplane is delayed and so I can either blog or ... blog ... as noone looks worth talking to and even if they did they all are on other communication devices. I'm long past the stage where I thought that shizophrenia suddenly became widespread so I am not going to cast a sympathetic glance at those talkign to themselves anymore. In short, I am aware now of bluetooths and that they are here to stay and that you just need to look a little closer as the mentally ill often don't wear business dress.
Ok, that's should do. Too much to do. I literally have over 200 tasks that need to get done by the weekend. I did plan some fun vids, and pics and even a surprise cyber scrapbook but there appears in the air the sense that boarding time is near and so I will stop here.
work gimick work.
toddler had underlying issues I can only do this till 9 am so I will do it till then and then later but don't pressure me if you come to rely on these reports from me.
CDC on the job. Mexican Pigs are not going to fare well. Loved carnitas before I became vegan, gotta admit. Life is craaaaaaaaazy.
Nother commercial. if news breaks before 9 a.m will report if not ... not. commercial still on and doesn't look likely anything new before 9.
I'm going.
commercial still on and to lazy or indifferent to switch to other 24 hour cable station. Blake operates entire shoe business from phone. Rock song for some commercial can't see what ah.... AT and t keyboard phones. Hard to look at screen and type as screen is behind me.
Swine flu still.
Toddler no longer alive.
Swine flu still.
Toddler no longer alive.
britains got talent and I will be there.
aj hammer uncovering tape and susan kissed . Aj suggesting that susan is a liar. I will hunt you down, aj!!!
grainy unsatisfying tape but any susan is good susan. now on piers making the controversial statement.
rumors of kissing susan not confirmed by piers morgan but not denied and taking her to dinner. Piers sort of annoying me as he acts like he's doing her some favor by taking her out. She doesn't need any favors anymore, bitch.
He said it. Made statement. AJ not as incredulous as the teaser suggested. Dissapointing overall. AJ is now slightly incredulous and can't wrap his head around these sudden concepts of celebrity as it bisects the cyber into the real. AJ looks adorable as his dumb eyes cross under the strain.
Says that guest did "good job".
I don't understand.
Prince had illness. First time exclusive. Next. Swine flu not over.
grainy unsatisfying tape but any susan is good susan. now on piers making the controversial statement.
rumors of kissing susan not confirmed by piers morgan but not denied and taking her to dinner. Piers sort of annoying me as he acts like he's doing her some favor by taking her out. She doesn't need any favors anymore, bitch.
He said it. Made statement. AJ not as incredulous as the teaser suggested. Dissapointing overall. AJ is now slightly incredulous and can't wrap his head around these sudden concepts of celebrity as it bisects the cyber into the real. AJ looks adorable as his dumb eyes cross under the strain.
Says that guest did "good job".
I don't understand.
Prince had illness. First time exclusive. Next. Swine flu not over.
written during celebrex commercial
Alisa mother upset that these "three yentas" are making fun of octomom. she has now called them "despicable people" and she is suffering by association as she now is very senstive to slander etc. Alisa mother forced to identify with octomom. Poor Alisamom.
Susan boyle next and unseen audition tape.
swine flu still spreading.
Susan boyle next and unseen audition tape.
swine flu still spreading.
octomom may be or may not be
Octomom denies all allegations. Feels like a broken record to her. Doesn't want to disparage Angelina Jolie but doesn't want to look like that. Octomom wants to be left alone. AJ is skeptical and voices it and Jane Velez Mitchell also is being harsh about Octomom's intentions and past. Another guest who is a lawyer, apparently, off screen ,is now also mocking octomom and saying that Angelina is prettier than Octomom. Ouch.
Octomom not only straight up denies being a stripper but is now going ON THE RECORD as never having even known a stripper.
3 witnesses have alleged different. Why focus attention wonders one of the panelists invited by AJ and his people. Yet, this same person trying to make everyone feel stupid about watching anything about octomom is getting paid to be on panel. Always some one getting all hypocritical.
If she was never a stripper than I wish her to win if she was then she's a scary liar like tig notaro and I hope she loses etc. I mean scary in that she seems to think that she can get away with lies that any normal person could see through etc.
Octomom not only straight up denies being a stripper but is now going ON THE RECORD as never having even known a stripper.
3 witnesses have alleged different. Why focus attention wonders one of the panelists invited by AJ and his people. Yet, this same person trying to make everyone feel stupid about watching anything about octomom is getting paid to be on panel. Always some one getting all hypocritical.
If she was never a stripper than I wish her to win if she was then she's a scary liar like tig notaro and I hope she loses etc. I mean scary in that she seems to think that she can get away with lies that any normal person could see through etc.
Okay, I doubt many can type and blog as quickly as you can see i am reporting on news as it breaks forth. ...just uncovered susan boyle tape... and the secrets of prince(who apparently revealed some tasty tid bit to Tavis Smiley WTF)
It could be but I think I might be the only doing this- reportin what CNN or Fox news(still having to watch this due to my webmistress's mother)says as it happens.
Commercial break but the minute news breaks and I'm not in the loo or elsewhere I will be here. Or, I will collaps from the stress of it and you'll never hear from me again... LOL.
Octomom had a stripper past. Cage fighting couple??? AJ seems really excited by that for no discernible reason.
It could be but I think I might be the only doing this- reportin what CNN or Fox news(still having to watch this due to my webmistress's mother)says as it happens.
Commercial break but the minute news breaks and I'm not in the loo or elsewhere I will be here. Or, I will collaps from the stress of it and you'll never hear from me again... LOL.
Octomom had a stripper past. Cage fighting couple??? AJ seems really excited by that for no discernible reason.
the most breakingest blog -new content by the second.
my new gimmmick will be to be the first blogger on the story. A scoop, so to speak but not the same, so to speak.
according to CNN which truly just said goodbye to a woman name annie areola, Piers Morgan from Britain has more talent than America thinks that Susan Boyle is famouser than Angelina and Brad or Bradgelina(time saver or crutch?) and the host whose name escapes me and is not listed below his moving image currently is appalled by this. Oh, yes, his guest just said, "Thanks, AJ" So, his name is AJ.
Well, AJ is appalled by this statement by Piers Morgan. I can't say at this very moment that I can share his outrage because I haven't processed this yet but I will report to you when I do.
I'm sure that cheeky comment by Piers and my on the spot mention of it will serve my blog well and who knows..... maybe, cause a stir??!!!
I don't moderate comments in any way as of yet so now is the time to begin the debate about what Mr. Morgan just said. Please, try to be respectful to other commenters if they in fact do show.
according to CNN which truly just said goodbye to a woman name annie areola, Piers Morgan from Britain has more talent than America thinks that Susan Boyle is famouser than Angelina and Brad or Bradgelina(time saver or crutch?) and the host whose name escapes me and is not listed below his moving image currently is appalled by this. Oh, yes, his guest just said, "Thanks, AJ" So, his name is AJ.
Well, AJ is appalled by this statement by Piers Morgan. I can't say at this very moment that I can share his outrage because I haven't processed this yet but I will report to you when I do.
I'm sure that cheeky comment by Piers and my on the spot mention of it will serve my blog well and who knows..... maybe, cause a stir??!!!
I don't moderate comments in any way as of yet so now is the time to begin the debate about what Mr. Morgan just said. Please, try to be respectful to other commenters if they in fact do show.
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long but excellent post on various issues
I seriously am getting MAD that I can't link and how that might effect my potential as a blogger. I will need to begin exporting to Wordpress but I will wait till I get back on my Mac and can get the job done right. I am so a Mac person.I looove that commercial where the PC is a geeky fuddy duddy and the PC is Drew Barrymore's ex who is not HOT but moreso than Tom Green and the PC. And, I don't often voice these opinions but watching the commercial yesterday it seems like the boy(whose name eludes me but plays the mac and is Drew Barrymores's ex)is hung like a horse. I just looked at him and I could see this tremendous phallus attached to him underneath his pants.
Why can't Drew Barrymore keep a man??
I think I plan to blog about that at a later date.
Back to Law and Order last night.
I gave up on that show when Mariska grew her hair long and the writers all seem to have died and left the writing to someone very .... unskilled.
Whatever. I haven't watched in ages but my webmistresses's sister wanted me to see it with her and I didn't want to be rude so I saw it with her.
And, it was really incredibly incredibly bad. I don't pretend to be distinguishing and certainly do not want to appear judgementa/critical/whatnot but WOW.
House and Home was the fake name the writers gave the Home Depot etc.
Faceplace was the fake name they gave.... you guessed it.
Mariska and the whole cast looked like they were being raped over and over with each passing bit of dialogue. Chris Meloni, you could tell, was giving himself silent pep talks: It's better than being unemployed etc etc. over and over and over.
And, they had to torture the poor Anthony family as if Cindy and the dad don't have enough issues with a slain grandchild who happened to be so very cute and a sociopath for a daughter. You just know that if a year ago some Gypsy lady said, " I read your future. That show you watch every week... Law and Order... will feature your tragedy and mock you and be poorly written beyond measure and then give your granddaughter measles and you will never be able to watch that show again ... they would't beleive it and think that the gypsy was a typical gypper. And, I won't even try to link how this could be a sex crime which initally what this specialized police unit was supposed to deal with...
and they then added some dreadful take on Vaccinations vis a vie Autism but they didn't mention autism but you just knew that's what they were talking about and were scared of Jenny Mcarthy suing them because of who she is somehow dating. For those who don't follow such things -- Jim Carrey is dating Jenny Mccarthy and they are at the forefront of the either accurate or completely inaccurate info that childhood vaccinations and autism are linked.
That too is worthy of its own blog post but I'll just say for now that if ten years ago you would have told me they would hook up I wouldn't see it. Now, that it's a reality and they are dating and it is official (as it has been some time )I accept it but you can't expect that I should see it as a given. I just don't. do you??
I must pull myself away and start packing. I'm heading back to NOCAL this afternoon as my life coach won't be back in the United States(she fled to Canada for a bit) and extradition will only become official by early May(That's the prosecutor told me whatever.) So, I'm going to have to come back to Hell Ay and stay away from that yummy trippy tea and try to not find it online.
I get the feeling that it is at the root of some of my weirdness today as Alisa is drinking without discipline and she doesn't wash the dishes as well as I would want and I think some tea leafs are ingrained into the mug I've been using for my regular old Darjeerling.
bye.
Why can't Drew Barrymore keep a man??
I think I plan to blog about that at a later date.
Back to Law and Order last night.
I gave up on that show when Mariska grew her hair long and the writers all seem to have died and left the writing to someone very .... unskilled.
Whatever. I haven't watched in ages but my webmistresses's sister wanted me to see it with her and I didn't want to be rude so I saw it with her.
And, it was really incredibly incredibly bad. I don't pretend to be distinguishing and certainly do not want to appear judgementa/critical/whatnot but WOW.
House and Home was the fake name the writers gave the Home Depot etc.
Faceplace was the fake name they gave.... you guessed it.
Mariska and the whole cast looked like they were being raped over and over with each passing bit of dialogue. Chris Meloni, you could tell, was giving himself silent pep talks: It's better than being unemployed etc etc. over and over and over.
And, they had to torture the poor Anthony family as if Cindy and the dad don't have enough issues with a slain grandchild who happened to be so very cute and a sociopath for a daughter. You just know that if a year ago some Gypsy lady said, " I read your future. That show you watch every week... Law and Order... will feature your tragedy and mock you and be poorly written beyond measure and then give your granddaughter measles and you will never be able to watch that show again ... they would't beleive it and think that the gypsy was a typical gypper. And, I won't even try to link how this could be a sex crime which initally what this specialized police unit was supposed to deal with...
and they then added some dreadful take on Vaccinations vis a vie Autism but they didn't mention autism but you just knew that's what they were talking about and were scared of Jenny Mcarthy suing them because of who she is somehow dating. For those who don't follow such things -- Jim Carrey is dating Jenny Mccarthy and they are at the forefront of the either accurate or completely inaccurate info that childhood vaccinations and autism are linked.
That too is worthy of its own blog post but I'll just say for now that if ten years ago you would have told me they would hook up I wouldn't see it. Now, that it's a reality and they are dating and it is official (as it has been some time )I accept it but you can't expect that I should see it as a given. I just don't. do you??
I must pull myself away and start packing. I'm heading back to NOCAL this afternoon as my life coach won't be back in the United States(she fled to Canada for a bit) and extradition will only become official by early May(That's the prosecutor told me whatever.) So, I'm going to have to come back to Hell Ay and stay away from that yummy trippy tea and try to not find it online.
I get the feeling that it is at the root of some of my weirdness today as Alisa is drinking without discipline and she doesn't wash the dishes as well as I would want and I think some tea leafs are ingrained into the mug I've been using for my regular old Darjeerling.
bye.
cold cuts and elevators need to change soooooooon.
Sooooo, I'm not into discussing tragedy anymore because its inherent negativity bums me out but I really am freaked out by this swine flu. It just seems so archaic and SCaaaaaaaaaaaRY. I just can't help but wonder why everything in my computer is advancing at a pace that is astounding and yet such a virus is still around??? And the elevators still make us wait way too long. And, they haven't in any way figured out how to get cold cuts .... cut... quicker. I literally waited with Alisa and her non vegan family at the market for a half hour just to get some smoked turkey and cheese. It seemed that each slice took a whole minute.
It obviously gave me plenty of time to think about how much time everything still takes non internet related. I could't barely figure out if I'd really saved much time at all after all when I considered all the factors. Thinking about this seems like a waste of time but since I'm still not sure how much time I have I don't know if that's true.
Well, I want to talk about last night's episode of law and order and it doesnt' fit with that paragraph above.which is like something I would write about on the Minnetonka tea and which I thought was behind me...
It obviously gave me plenty of time to think about how much time everything still takes non internet related. I could't barely figure out if I'd really saved much time at all after all when I considered all the factors. Thinking about this seems like a waste of time but since I'm still not sure how much time I have I don't know if that's true.
Well, I want to talk about last night's episode of law and order and it doesnt' fit with that paragraph above.which is like something I would write about on the Minnetonka tea and which I thought was behind me...
swine flu and pandemics in general. Flu plans??/
ah, that worked. Excellent. That is a greeting card from an awesome artist who is my webmistress's sister. She sold a total of none of those because their mom needed to have a third child who could market and she stopped at two for reasons that are don't involve me and that I will not discuss here.
Please, buy a card. Since I am not related to this person I don't feel that the promotion is going to alienate anyone as it isn't self promotion.
There's tons more but they have to be scanned in since their puter crashed. I have begged this artist to draw so many of the deeply insane things I've seen since i've been visiting here since last week. But, she won't unless she gets some compliments so .... I'll just accept that I can't change anyone but myself and brace my ever mounting frustration with her.
Enuff. I need to move on. I am not joking when I tell you that I have survivors guilt from surviving the swine flu.
I had body aches and could't move and stomach was a mess and I won't even discuss the failure of my bowels to produce anything recognizable.
Alisa and her sister don't read my blog but they would hate that I am discussing anything scatological. They are pathologically against the scatological. SC(small chuckle??)
It really is tragic that people are dying of swine flu and that one day it will be told in this post post modern world that some anscestor died of the swine flu. So much is tragic but not everything, thank godess.
Which makes me think of something that requires a new post. Since this post was about bowel movements I think this pic is in order. see pic.
Blogger people. Woohoo!!
Was that prematurely posted or did I stop at just the right time???
I wish I could KNOW.
Damn.
still can't link and will go to wordpress if this isn't adressed. These are not idle threats!
Doin a little blog spring cleaning and much work to be done. I am satisfied with the lime green background and that's about it. I don't even like limes but I just think that it was a happy accident as it is GREEN. As members of my vast social online networking effort know by now--- TARRA cares about the EARTH.
My adorable but autistic godson asked me " What did you call it before Green Movement?" He's the son of a wonderful womyn named Abby Shumer Donner who's muffin business is still in the works and I will link you to her when she feels confident in her template etc.
I think I might have mentioned her in an earlier post. She has invited me to possibly join a collective of womyn who are business savvy etc, and I pretend to be business savvy as I am desperate for capital but I guess I can be business savvy if I try hard enought. Anyhow, she told me in so many words that her vision of this business is to really get Muffins to be the next cupcake or frozen yogurt craze. She is sure that she can feel the world wearying of frozen yogurt with upscale toppings and she is positive that cupcakes will go the way of crispy cremes and that Muffins by early 2010 will be the must eat pastry. I am angling to enter the market then with salty snacks and such and I have loads of ideas that can launch me back to the fiscal state denied me because of Mr. Bernie Maddoff.
I would link you to that post where I go into some detail about what happened and how became one of the poor overnight but blogger has some new bug and won't let me link or put up pics and I ....
I was speechless and not just because I'd not yet swallowed the delish wine I was drinking-- I was speechless because I had these memories of how lonely and hard it was for me 5 years ago before the Green earth movement became a proper movement.
I would tell people how we weren't take full advantage of compost and get dirty looks and I would shriek when I saw syrofoam and I was called names that can't be repeated here or I will have to make the extra effort of making this an Adult content site. I have many of those already but they won't let me link them here.
It's not porno or anything but you'd have to be the judge because there is a quote that says abour porno that says how you know it when you see it. Well, like most quotes if really think about it isn't all that. I mean, that can apply to pretty much everything. You pretty much can say that most things can be known when seen???? NO??
I won't wait for your opinion on that as that wouldn't mesh with the realities of cyber realities etc. ie. I'd be sitting here just staring and the screen and nothing would get done.
back to my erotic oriented blog which I can't post here as this is my more "socially acceptable" one.
I can see those blogs returning me to my affluence very soon as they seem to have the right mixture of Spirituality and down low Lesbian lust. I essentially show short films that I make for a queer friendly, queer curious and straight audiences. I have lots of hits and that is the only reason that I still have not had to sell my last remaining asset(My napa cottage btw)
The biggest blessing has been my cinemotographer who has a GENIUS way of interpersing genitals in a manner that is both Wicked and enlightening. Hard to describe, I guess. You'd have to see it to know and I can't link it as this is my "family friendly" blog that I plan to monetize but that needs to stay relatively sex free.
Well, I see I still have that one solo follower and that it is I. I have been reaching out to other blogger and ever since I learned the blogroll gadget I've added blogs from all over the world and commented widely on many blogs. My willingness to "reach in and out" have not been met with any noticeable results but so much is not really noticeable nowadays. There could be folks from Burma to Bangolor tothe Balkans(That sounds like something written by Obama's very awesome speechwriter) really enjoying my blog but just too shy or illiterate to respond in a way that would give me less of a sense of shame in having over 40 commentless posts.
In Blogging for Morons(Which isn't as good as Blogging for imbecies, dummies, and idiots btw) it says that you need to keep blog postings short and so even though I can keep going and have many things to discuss I will take refuge in this ... ellipsis... and hope that sits well with my possibly very vast( but still too silent for my tastes) readership.
My adorable but autistic godson asked me " What did you call it before Green Movement?" He's the son of a wonderful womyn named Abby Shumer Donner who's muffin business is still in the works and I will link you to her when she feels confident in her template etc.
I think I might have mentioned her in an earlier post. She has invited me to possibly join a collective of womyn who are business savvy etc, and I pretend to be business savvy as I am desperate for capital but I guess I can be business savvy if I try hard enought. Anyhow, she told me in so many words that her vision of this business is to really get Muffins to be the next cupcake or frozen yogurt craze. She is sure that she can feel the world wearying of frozen yogurt with upscale toppings and she is positive that cupcakes will go the way of crispy cremes and that Muffins by early 2010 will be the must eat pastry. I am angling to enter the market then with salty snacks and such and I have loads of ideas that can launch me back to the fiscal state denied me because of Mr. Bernie Maddoff.
I would link you to that post where I go into some detail about what happened and how became one of the poor overnight but blogger has some new bug and won't let me link or put up pics and I ....
I was speechless and not just because I'd not yet swallowed the delish wine I was drinking-- I was speechless because I had these memories of how lonely and hard it was for me 5 years ago before the Green earth movement became a proper movement.
I would tell people how we weren't take full advantage of compost and get dirty looks and I would shriek when I saw syrofoam and I was called names that can't be repeated here or I will have to make the extra effort of making this an Adult content site. I have many of those already but they won't let me link them here.
It's not porno or anything but you'd have to be the judge because there is a quote that says abour porno that says how you know it when you see it. Well, like most quotes if really think about it isn't all that. I mean, that can apply to pretty much everything. You pretty much can say that most things can be known when seen???? NO??
I won't wait for your opinion on that as that wouldn't mesh with the realities of cyber realities etc. ie. I'd be sitting here just staring and the screen and nothing would get done.
back to my erotic oriented blog which I can't post here as this is my more "socially acceptable" one.
I can see those blogs returning me to my affluence very soon as they seem to have the right mixture of Spirituality and down low Lesbian lust. I essentially show short films that I make for a queer friendly, queer curious and straight audiences. I have lots of hits and that is the only reason that I still have not had to sell my last remaining asset(My napa cottage btw)
The biggest blessing has been my cinemotographer who has a GENIUS way of interpersing genitals in a manner that is both Wicked and enlightening. Hard to describe, I guess. You'd have to see it to know and I can't link it as this is my "family friendly" blog that I plan to monetize but that needs to stay relatively sex free.
Well, I see I still have that one solo follower and that it is I. I have been reaching out to other blogger and ever since I learned the blogroll gadget I've added blogs from all over the world and commented widely on many blogs. My willingness to "reach in and out" have not been met with any noticeable results but so much is not really noticeable nowadays. There could be folks from Burma to Bangolor tothe Balkans(That sounds like something written by Obama's very awesome speechwriter) really enjoying my blog but just too shy or illiterate to respond in a way that would give me less of a sense of shame in having over 40 commentless posts.
In Blogging for Morons(Which isn't as good as Blogging for imbecies, dummies, and idiots btw) it says that you need to keep blog postings short and so even though I can keep going and have many things to discuss I will take refuge in this ... ellipsis... and hope that sits well with my possibly very vast( but still too silent for my tastes) readership.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Dancing with the stars AND American Idol reviews!!!!!!!!!
I am bloggin live again to drum up excitement and let's hope the twelfth time is the charm.
During the commercial break I shall try not to discuss the commercials and just jot down my american idol observations as I have promised. I will include those observations of the company I am in when appropriate.
Kris A. Nice boy. Wish him well. Didn't enjoy his performance at all. Lovely boy and will never not get lovemaking from ladies if that is what he wants.
The 16 year girl- Meh. As discussed, I've heard my fill of Whisky voices. Alisa and her family love this girls personality though and think she is "special." They just went off on some wierdo appreciation for this "sweet girl."
Adam-- great. Great. Kinky. Mixture of wholesome and decadent. A star but smart enough to know about humbleness. Great but as I told a dear friend of mine by the anme of "Dude," Susan Boyle spoiled them all for me.
Matt Giruad-- Just doesn't do anything for me but I know he has greatness in him and I just find him adorable as do my webmistress's family and her and he would seem like a nice son to have.
The lederboard has spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck and Jillian!!! Gotta run and process this.
When i return I will begin my more cohesively themed blog.
nighty night,
T
During the commercial break I shall try not to discuss the commercials and just jot down my american idol observations as I have promised. I will include those observations of the company I am in when appropriate.
Kris A. Nice boy. Wish him well. Didn't enjoy his performance at all. Lovely boy and will never not get lovemaking from ladies if that is what he wants.
The 16 year girl- Meh. As discussed, I've heard my fill of Whisky voices. Alisa and her family love this girls personality though and think she is "special." They just went off on some wierdo appreciation for this "sweet girl."
Adam-- great. Great. Kinky. Mixture of wholesome and decadent. A star but smart enough to know about humbleness. Great but as I told a dear friend of mine by the anme of "Dude," Susan Boyle spoiled them all for me.
Matt Giruad-- Just doesn't do anything for me but I know he has greatness in him and I just find him adorable as do my webmistress's family and her and he would seem like a nice son to have.
The lederboard has spoken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck and Jillian!!! Gotta run and process this.
When i return I will begin my more cohesively themed blog.
nighty night,
T
dances with the stars.
So... It's time for my blog readership to hear my take on the Dances with Stars Judges.
Carrie anne Inabba- That's kind of a funny story, actually. Because for the last time I thought her name was Carie And Arbor. Then, I though it was Carrie anne arbor(like the michigan city) and then I thought it was Carrie anne abba. So, I thought it there was a middle name and there wasn't. LOL etc.
Leonard the old fellow- very nice, nothing but good things to say and he knows he paso diablo.
Bruno- Alisa likes him and she enjoys that he makes no sense nor does he really try to. I differ as per with her and think he is WIERD and AGGRESSIVE.
The host - Tom Bergeron.
I don't for a moment doubt that he hits the bottle more than he should. Why? I just see it that way. No judgement at this time. Alisa and her sister say it's because he's alienated as he is too smart for his environment but I see dependancy issues.
Alisa and her sister can't get over how subversive the humor on the show is. I myself don't get the jokes they make but I still laugh as if I do because I'm a guest.
Ok, that is too long again so I'm going to post as I wait for the results of dancing with the stars.
Carrie anne Inabba- That's kind of a funny story, actually. Because for the last time I thought her name was Carie And Arbor. Then, I though it was Carrie anne arbor(like the michigan city) and then I thought it was Carrie anne abba. So, I thought it there was a middle name and there wasn't. LOL etc.
Leonard the old fellow- very nice, nothing but good things to say and he knows he paso diablo.
Bruno- Alisa likes him and she enjoys that he makes no sense nor does he really try to. I differ as per with her and think he is WIERD and AGGRESSIVE.
The host - Tom Bergeron.
I don't for a moment doubt that he hits the bottle more than he should. Why? I just see it that way. No judgement at this time. Alisa and her sister say it's because he's alienated as he is too smart for his environment but I see dependancy issues.
Alisa and her sister can't get over how subversive the humor on the show is. I myself don't get the jokes they make but I still laugh as if I do because I'm a guest.
Ok, that is too long again so I'm going to post as I wait for the results of dancing with the stars.
I better get this out before new stories take over and the chance is there that this american idol and dancing with stars post becomes stale.
So, let's try to organize and clarify"
I've discussed American Idol before and but I don't believe I've discussed Dancing with the stars and I just want to qualify my comments by saying that I don't know much about dance. A commentator from my past has mentioned a dance today but that was non organized dance and as I don't practice organized religion I have not practiced organized dance. That said, my webmistress's mother as an elderly lady loves all sort of spectacle. Alisa told me this happened to her grandmother too as she aged. Alisa is convinced she won't fall into this but one really should never be sure of anything.
So, I'm only going to skim the surface and give some superficial opinions. Sure, I've seen a few episoded over the years but this is my first blog about the show.
Jill, the french man00 I'm not familiar with his work-- is way too french and I sense that he sneaks off and takes dance lessons.
The squat olympian-- She's fine but her type of build brings back bad memories of certain squat antogistic sorts from my past.
Melissa the rejected bachalorette- Too raw and brings back the hapless inner child I left behind so long ago. Historically humiliating rejection and fake marriage proposal by some demon man and then now just as things are looking up. Crack. Go. Her. Ribs. Just can't even deal and want her off my TV!! SORRY.
Jewel's Boyfriend-- Since i saw her at quite a few of the womyn's festivals I'm a fan as she is queer friendly and sometimes queer but I am so not INTO this guy and I think she is blinded by insane love hormones as he just isn't doing it for me at all. And, though I don't date or cohabitate with men I can spot a hottie.
I can't remember who else was on..
Oh yea there is that Juliett Huff and she, I gurantee, will be heartbroken by that dance partner/lover of hers. It is time for Juliett to feel the cold smacks of fate and so it goes.
I just can't remember anyone else. Oh yes, Lil Kim. I can't remember at all what she is famous for and Alisa's mother asked me and I said, R and B, Rap maybe, I don't know I think she was crazy or something.
Time to move on to the judges but this post is too long so I'll post and then continue.
So, let's try to organize and clarify"
I've discussed American Idol before and but I don't believe I've discussed Dancing with the stars and I just want to qualify my comments by saying that I don't know much about dance. A commentator from my past has mentioned a dance today but that was non organized dance and as I don't practice organized religion I have not practiced organized dance. That said, my webmistress's mother as an elderly lady loves all sort of spectacle. Alisa told me this happened to her grandmother too as she aged. Alisa is convinced she won't fall into this but one really should never be sure of anything.
So, I'm only going to skim the surface and give some superficial opinions. Sure, I've seen a few episoded over the years but this is my first blog about the show.
Jill, the french man00 I'm not familiar with his work-- is way too french and I sense that he sneaks off and takes dance lessons.
The squat olympian-- She's fine but her type of build brings back bad memories of certain squat antogistic sorts from my past.
Melissa the rejected bachalorette- Too raw and brings back the hapless inner child I left behind so long ago. Historically humiliating rejection and fake marriage proposal by some demon man and then now just as things are looking up. Crack. Go. Her. Ribs. Just can't even deal and want her off my TV!! SORRY.
Jewel's Boyfriend-- Since i saw her at quite a few of the womyn's festivals I'm a fan as she is queer friendly and sometimes queer but I am so not INTO this guy and I think she is blinded by insane love hormones as he just isn't doing it for me at all. And, though I don't date or cohabitate with men I can spot a hottie.
I can't remember who else was on..
Oh yea there is that Juliett Huff and she, I gurantee, will be heartbroken by that dance partner/lover of hers. It is time for Juliett to feel the cold smacks of fate and so it goes.
I just can't remember anyone else. Oh yes, Lil Kim. I can't remember at all what she is famous for and Alisa's mother asked me and I said, R and B, Rap maybe, I don't know I think she was crazy or something.
Time to move on to the judges but this post is too long so I'll post and then continue.
Bea Arthur and others who will never get to mourn my passing
Oh, forgot. I feel a little sick and sad that Bea Arhur will never get to mourn my passing but ... I will miss her. I have too much of my own challenges and can not call it mournign but was good stuff and I will miss her. I preferred her out of all the Golden Girls, no disprespect intended to the living and dead(Ms. Getty) golden girls.
american idol is sure to be good and other matters at hand
Well Well, isn't my blog placid??? Is everyone stuffing their faces with popcorn at the newest Beyonce vehicle.
I don't see any shame in the game that I enjoy her work and consider her a "triple threat." I am grateful that she is willing to share herself to such a degree. I saw her on some show saying that she works hard and deserves what she gets and then she paused and said.... you know... good karma. And, I have to admit I felt some bile rise as I have stellar karma and I am now indigent and facing trial over the antics of my murdered dog.
I am not seeing the respectful yet vociferous debate that I'd at one point thought was my birthright.
I know I know ... nowadays one of the big words is "entitled," and it indicates a bad thing but I just felt ... that from the moment i joined blogger that blogging and then maintaining a lively blog was my... birthright. I am really reliant on ellipsis's tonight it seems...
So, anyway, I finally found what my birthright is and now I need to convince the cyberworld and other assorted folks and my creditors( shame on you, Bank of America) that such is the case.
Which makes me think of lots of things but I really am trying to keep a theme going as to permit a genre to be granted as my struggles with fiscal and emotional crisis's can and will be remedied by a successful blog. I am so not kidding.
But, alas, today was just too strange and I will have to re-focus on re-imagining what will happen to my blog tomorrow.
I'm still stuck in HEll-AY and was forced to be out and about all day and what I did and didn't see can fill a book but first it threatens to overwhelm my blog.
Alisa, my webmistress, lives in what she assumed was West Hollywood. Recent issues have led her to believe that she lives in some twilight zone where she is on some strange unrecognized border and therefore she lives neither in Hollywood nor West Hollywod but in Los Angeles. WTF. She found this out as she has had to talk to tons of police people ,as of late, because of the satanic and homely Tig "Mathilde" Notaro.
Well, that's really neither here nor there but it does relate to my experiences as I stay here and await the extradition of my duplicitious life coach(She fled to British Columbia.) My life coach was so slender that apparently she snuck out of the bars and got away and only a keen eyed viewer/reader of my blog is responsible for bringing her back to justice.
So, today the battery on my trusty Subaru died or more exactly the battery in the remote that opens the door and disarms the battery died or more accurately I found my keys in a hald full cup of coffee and didn't even think that this would result. But, it did. And, all day I've been trying to be cup half full and have done pretty well, to be honest. more about that later but first...
I want to share with you my observations and shall(I have english blood)but I shall do so in a way that will leave you wanting more rather than less as I understand that successful blogs rely on a succintness of spirit or that's what I think I remember from Blogging for Imbeciles.
I will just write myself notes so as to jar my memory the next time I sign on as I feel some things need to be adressed or they will forever be lost.
So that's what this is about. Please, pay it no mind.
1- discuss with your fans, friends, social network contacts, and blog readers of all other stripes about the 4 streetwalkers you saw today and how you soon came to the conclusion that the craiglist killer was causing this blast from the past, but soon after you came to the conclusion that with young russian girls it's sometimes hard to tell. Make sure your readership is keenly aware that you hate stereotyping and try to explain in more detail your conclusions.
2. Discuss Sociopathy and how it relates to your lifelong struggle with toxic people. Discuss aspects that are COMPELLING and try not to sound to angry as anger is getting more and more unfashionalbe.
3- Discuss further your intentions for new blogs and what we all can do to make this blog a better one.
Well, that's all that comes to mind. I just warn you that I plan to EXPOUND on much more soon or link you to blogs that adress my concerns at ant given moment.
4- forgot. yes, mathew mcchoneghy, charlize theron, sally field(they are on tv for some reason as Alisa Mother will just leave on these awful shows and I am forced to know very bad things.)
5- Write a really awesome review of American Idol tonight as that can't hurt.
till... then....
I know I know Tarra should go ...but let me just post another pic from my favorite artist, Lauren Spitzberg , and one of one of the sociopaths who is victimizing her sister(and her and their mother and in some sense ... society) for more than a year now. Great!!! it won't let me do that now but I will when i return.
I don't see any shame in the game that I enjoy her work and consider her a "triple threat." I am grateful that she is willing to share herself to such a degree. I saw her on some show saying that she works hard and deserves what she gets and then she paused and said.... you know... good karma. And, I have to admit I felt some bile rise as I have stellar karma and I am now indigent and facing trial over the antics of my murdered dog.
I am not seeing the respectful yet vociferous debate that I'd at one point thought was my birthright.
I know I know ... nowadays one of the big words is "entitled," and it indicates a bad thing but I just felt ... that from the moment i joined blogger that blogging and then maintaining a lively blog was my... birthright. I am really reliant on ellipsis's tonight it seems...
So, anyway, I finally found what my birthright is and now I need to convince the cyberworld and other assorted folks and my creditors( shame on you, Bank of America) that such is the case.
Which makes me think of lots of things but I really am trying to keep a theme going as to permit a genre to be granted as my struggles with fiscal and emotional crisis's can and will be remedied by a successful blog. I am so not kidding.
But, alas, today was just too strange and I will have to re-focus on re-imagining what will happen to my blog tomorrow.
I'm still stuck in HEll-AY and was forced to be out and about all day and what I did and didn't see can fill a book but first it threatens to overwhelm my blog.
Alisa, my webmistress, lives in what she assumed was West Hollywood. Recent issues have led her to believe that she lives in some twilight zone where she is on some strange unrecognized border and therefore she lives neither in Hollywood nor West Hollywod but in Los Angeles. WTF. She found this out as she has had to talk to tons of police people ,as of late, because of the satanic and homely Tig "Mathilde" Notaro.
Well, that's really neither here nor there but it does relate to my experiences as I stay here and await the extradition of my duplicitious life coach(She fled to British Columbia.) My life coach was so slender that apparently she snuck out of the bars and got away and only a keen eyed viewer/reader of my blog is responsible for bringing her back to justice.
So, today the battery on my trusty Subaru died or more exactly the battery in the remote that opens the door and disarms the battery died or more accurately I found my keys in a hald full cup of coffee and didn't even think that this would result. But, it did. And, all day I've been trying to be cup half full and have done pretty well, to be honest. more about that later but first...
I want to share with you my observations and shall(I have english blood)but I shall do so in a way that will leave you wanting more rather than less as I understand that successful blogs rely on a succintness of spirit or that's what I think I remember from Blogging for Imbeciles.
I will just write myself notes so as to jar my memory the next time I sign on as I feel some things need to be adressed or they will forever be lost.
So that's what this is about. Please, pay it no mind.
1- discuss with your fans, friends, social network contacts, and blog readers of all other stripes about the 4 streetwalkers you saw today and how you soon came to the conclusion that the craiglist killer was causing this blast from the past, but soon after you came to the conclusion that with young russian girls it's sometimes hard to tell. Make sure your readership is keenly aware that you hate stereotyping and try to explain in more detail your conclusions.
2. Discuss Sociopathy and how it relates to your lifelong struggle with toxic people. Discuss aspects that are COMPELLING and try not to sound to angry as anger is getting more and more unfashionalbe.
3- Discuss further your intentions for new blogs and what we all can do to make this blog a better one.
Well, that's all that comes to mind. I just warn you that I plan to EXPOUND on much more soon or link you to blogs that adress my concerns at ant given moment.
4- forgot. yes, mathew mcchoneghy, charlize theron, sally field(they are on tv for some reason as Alisa Mother will just leave on these awful shows and I am forced to know very bad things.)
5- Write a really awesome review of American Idol tonight as that can't hurt.
till... then....
I know I know Tarra should go ...but let me just post another pic from my favorite artist, Lauren Spitzberg , and one of one of the sociopaths who is victimizing her sister(and her and their mother and in some sense ... society) for more than a year now. Great!!! it won't let me do that now but I will when i return.
tea, time demands, juggling, and touching base.
Morning, all!
I think my bird hit counter is loads of fun. It appears from some comments that I'm getting some hits from tea related concerns and I'm so glad.
I think tea is going to take off very soon and bigtime and I want to be able to ride the crest, as they say.
I've had trouble in the past capitalizing on trends and now they seem to be calling it "monetize," I need to go full steam ahead as my affluence is gone as mentioned in other posts.
Too busy with the prosecution of my devilish life coach to spend much time on blogging today much less twittering about my new wholistic approach to dealing with immense stress and angst. So, please you guys, don't think I've forgotten you but rather that Tarra is just taking care of her needs as should you.
I got some nice comments today especially from Cherish who marveled at my ability to juggle so many blogs. I clicked on her and she's a mom with a doting husband and I'm not and now with my money gone and unable to maintain or start fun and fruitful hobbies it's been not too hard to maintain my many blogs.
I actually plan to start ten more by the end of the month as my desire to avoid the loss of my last remaining asset(my napa cottage )
Keep an eye out for my new blogs and see ya.
I think my bird hit counter is loads of fun. It appears from some comments that I'm getting some hits from tea related concerns and I'm so glad.
I think tea is going to take off very soon and bigtime and I want to be able to ride the crest, as they say.
I've had trouble in the past capitalizing on trends and now they seem to be calling it "monetize," I need to go full steam ahead as my affluence is gone as mentioned in other posts.
Too busy with the prosecution of my devilish life coach to spend much time on blogging today much less twittering about my new wholistic approach to dealing with immense stress and angst. So, please you guys, don't think I've forgotten you but rather that Tarra is just taking care of her needs as should you.
I got some nice comments today especially from Cherish who marveled at my ability to juggle so many blogs. I clicked on her and she's a mom with a doting husband and I'm not and now with my money gone and unable to maintain or start fun and fruitful hobbies it's been not too hard to maintain my many blogs.
I actually plan to start ten more by the end of the month as my desire to avoid the loss of my last remaining asset(my napa cottage )
Keep an eye out for my new blogs and see ya.
Monday, April 27, 2009
can't keep up, that's a fact.
I give up. Just three minutes ago I felt "Caught up." and it felt soooooooooo good. But, now I turn on the news and see that there are bartering websites that I desperately wanted but didn't even know existed till 30 seconds ago, and now with the reality of swine flu and learning about federal stockpiles. I just can't keep up, that's a fact.
But, for any prospective barterers out there I have cilantro wraps and award winning(Sepastopol tomato contest 1999)meddallion tomatoes to barter plus a dogeared copy of "Tantric love Tricks that I hate to sacrifice but....
But, for any prospective barterers out there I have cilantro wraps and award winning(Sepastopol tomato contest 1999)meddallion tomatoes to barter plus a dogeared copy of "Tantric love Tricks that I hate to sacrifice but....
I took this poll
So is Susan Boyle a virgin or not????
I just read that she was but then I head she was kidding about not being kissed.
I want to adjust my fantasies accordingly so please respond ASAP.
I just read that she was but then I head she was kidding about not being kissed.
I want to adjust my fantasies accordingly so please respond ASAP.
Okay if the link doesn't work than just click on the heading, that should do for now.
http://www.moviefone.com/celebrity/ralph-macchio/1336040/main?flv=1
RALPH MACHIO IS STILL SMOKIN HOTTTTTTTTTTTT
Okay, you guys. I am going to make good on my threat to go to WordPress because it is not letting me link and I don't need more conspiracy theories to agitate me. I have been loyal to Blogger for the time being but now I feel like a loyal sucker and it deoesn't feel good.
I was one of the very few who foresaw the exodus from Myspace to facebook before it happened but of COURSE-- I failed to "Monetize" that too and now I knew that Twitter would burst forth on the scene two weeks before it did and I have grave regrets about not monetizing that. I had a dream 2 nights before the big day that Ralph Machio challenged Fox news to see who could get the most Twitter followers and I woke up and even shared this vision with my vast social networkds. I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the web ... Anyhow, my dream was OBVIOUSLY about the wrong pereniallly ageless teen hearthrob and the wrong 24 hour cable news network so Tarra again is shit out of luck. Pardon my french, but I'm seething.
Hey, he still looks AWESOME.
I was on Twitter back when noone could have predicted that Ashton Kutcher and CNN came up with that hair brained but GENIUS challenge. Is it not enuff that Ashton gets to Make LOVE with GI Jane but that he also gets to figure out ways to have Twitter come alive like it did when so many were still reluctant/holding back etc about the necessity for on the go updates and such. I can't remember it like yesterday: Writing off emails to dear friends and asking them to follow me on Twitter, checking to see if they did so, and they quietly cursing them as they failed to do so....
Now, everyone is tweeting and if you put my name in google you will not see me listed as a pioneer of Twitter or anything of that nature. I not only have been at the forefront of calling national and internation press attention to diseases that were obscuce such as Fibromyalgia and Restless Leg but I have been the first responder when the Myspace to Facebook exodus happened, and then when so many on Facebook just never looked back or even read thier mail on myspace anymore I predicted that Skype wouldn't become the next thing and I was right too. Still, I don't get the slightest recognition for any of this and I am MAD. Kidding, but their is a grain of truth element to the concerns that I have voiced here.
I do feel as if the gift horse visits Ashton(And Demi-- for that matter!) more than he does I, that's no lie. But, I did attend a charity for Bruce Willis once and the fact that all the children from that union (Willis and Moore)went all wrong in the symettry department is a cold comfort.
Well, Ireport is going to became indispensable next and I plan to be able to profit somehow this time so I don't have to seem so anxious to blog and stuff. I mean I'm not DESPERATE at all. AT all. I SWEAR. I can always find a womyn's organization to sponsor me somehow if my mailbox stays free of incoming checks and my small ebay giftbasket enterprise fails once and for all. I just can't beleive the higher power would put me on the street with all the others who "couldn't pay the mortgage."
I love soup but Soup Kitchens. NOT SO MUCH. LOL. Right. I bet you LOL'Ed out there. I need to write up an appelate brief so if you don't see me around till much later either here or on twitter do understand that it is not because I had a non special lunch or didn't take an online quiz but that I just didn't have the chance to express it in a fashion that it deserves.
Stay strong and so will I.
bye,
Tarra
I was one of the very few who foresaw the exodus from Myspace to facebook before it happened but of COURSE-- I failed to "Monetize" that too and now I knew that Twitter would burst forth on the scene two weeks before it did and I have grave regrets about not monetizing that. I had a dream 2 nights before the big day that Ralph Machio challenged Fox news to see who could get the most Twitter followers and I woke up and even shared this vision with my vast social networkds. I'm sure you can find it somewhere on the web ... Anyhow, my dream was OBVIOUSLY about the wrong pereniallly ageless teen hearthrob and the wrong 24 hour cable news network so Tarra again is shit out of luck. Pardon my french, but I'm seething.
Hey, he still looks AWESOME.
I was on Twitter back when noone could have predicted that Ashton Kutcher and CNN came up with that hair brained but GENIUS challenge. Is it not enuff that Ashton gets to Make LOVE with GI Jane but that he also gets to figure out ways to have Twitter come alive like it did when so many were still reluctant/holding back etc about the necessity for on the go updates and such. I can't remember it like yesterday: Writing off emails to dear friends and asking them to follow me on Twitter, checking to see if they did so, and they quietly cursing them as they failed to do so....
Now, everyone is tweeting and if you put my name in google you will not see me listed as a pioneer of Twitter or anything of that nature. I not only have been at the forefront of calling national and internation press attention to diseases that were obscuce such as Fibromyalgia and Restless Leg but I have been the first responder when the Myspace to Facebook exodus happened, and then when so many on Facebook just never looked back or even read thier mail on myspace anymore I predicted that Skype wouldn't become the next thing and I was right too. Still, I don't get the slightest recognition for any of this and I am MAD. Kidding, but their is a grain of truth element to the concerns that I have voiced here.
I do feel as if the gift horse visits Ashton(And Demi-- for that matter!) more than he does I, that's no lie. But, I did attend a charity for Bruce Willis once and the fact that all the children from that union (Willis and Moore)went all wrong in the symettry department is a cold comfort.
Well, Ireport is going to became indispensable next and I plan to be able to profit somehow this time so I don't have to seem so anxious to blog and stuff. I mean I'm not DESPERATE at all. AT all. I SWEAR. I can always find a womyn's organization to sponsor me somehow if my mailbox stays free of incoming checks and my small ebay giftbasket enterprise fails once and for all. I just can't beleive the higher power would put me on the street with all the others who "couldn't pay the mortgage."
I love soup but Soup Kitchens. NOT SO MUCH. LOL. Right. I bet you LOL'Ed out there. I need to write up an appelate brief so if you don't see me around till much later either here or on twitter do understand that it is not because I had a non special lunch or didn't take an online quiz but that I just didn't have the chance to express it in a fashion that it deserves.
Stay strong and so will I.
bye,
Tarra
WTF
WTF.
I am trying to link you guys to this and it won't work and I really am going to go to Wordpress as blogger is just so OVER at this point and I will need a working link situation in order to see this blog meet it's rightful fate.
So,
http://www.michfest.com/
I'll try to lik it again with that weird spider web thing but just cut and paste or copy and paste if that doesn't work,kay????
This is where I'll be in Come August if you want to finally get to meet me.
I want to tell you about some wonderful experiences I had there in the last 10 years or so, the minute I get a chance to inhale much less exhale. ROFTL.
I am trying to link you guys to this and it won't work and I really am going to go to Wordpress as blogger is just so OVER at this point and I will need a working link situation in order to see this blog meet it's rightful fate.
So,
http://www.michfest.com/
I'll try to lik it again with that weird spider web thing but just cut and paste or copy and paste if that doesn't work,kay????
This is where I'll be in Come August if you want to finally get to meet me.
I want to tell you about some wonderful experiences I had there in the last 10 years or so, the minute I get a chance to inhale much less exhale. ROFTL.
Weekend WIERDNESSES
I am more than positive that my static hit counter is the same reason I didn't experience the rash of concern and comemntary that my last posts should have engendered. Mind you, I haven't much promoted my blog due to my cyber ADD which makes me "surf the web" too haphazardly and without any eye on a prize etc.
I blame all the people who thought that could blog and couldn't and now have caused so much "traffic" that readers can't, in a timely manner, get to their destination.
I am officially no longer going to drink that WEIRD Tea and let's hope things just fall back into place.
As for Swine flu: I doubt it and since no researchers sought me out to see if I had this strain I'll probably never know.
I cooked up my last teabag last night before beddy bye and if it weren't for the flu like symptoms I would have on here bloggin away like a MANIAC and embarrassing myself real bad. As it stands, I will need to take down all posts written since the tea and will do ao at my earliest convenience.
So, I was too sickly to get to the puter but I found this jotted in a daily planner by my nightsand.
1.Tell Obama somehow to do free advertising day and let non profits with great services to get their message out.
2.We all know about crest whitestrips but do we know about the state bar's client security fund?
3. Start up blog with the theme of Regrets and try to lure readers into it and get mondo hits and a stamp of success etc. Have them list stuff that they should have regretted but don't on pg. 1 and take it from there.
4. Make or buy a stamp of Success stamp type logo and stamp in my blogs and or sell this fine idea to the hightest bidder when the time comes.
5.Edit, Edit, Edit,
6. Write treatise or whatever its called about recent diagnos's of mental disorders with the advent of non stop App(Application?) introducal. i.e ADD prescriptions filled as correlatory to Twitter membership sign ups.
7. Learn once and for all what a Widget can't and can't do. draw a chart of weaknesses and strenghts of all widgets in an exclel spreadsheet and analyze it via powerpoint. Learn how to and then put it in a datastream and use it as Flowchart.
8. Track down Eyevonne and find out what led her to flee en masse with her "posse."
9. Write opus about Good vs. Evil and Socipathy as the greatest mystery of our time or whatever. Discuss why this became so intriguing and the conlusions drawn and even try to write an essay as blog entries lack the gravitas associated with the word "essay."
10. Self promote. Self promote. Self promote.
11. Make up another blog and Call it JurisPrudence, call yourself Prudence and disucss the vagaries and discontents you see in this newly entered system.
12. Brevity. Brevity. Brevity. Terseness, Pithy. Work on IT, girl!
YOu guys, there's more, but I just wanted to give you a taste of what that Minnetonka Tea can do to a regular progressive womyn --whom till she plunked down 11 dollars for a cup of tea in a larchmont Village fun and funky tea shoppe-- was happy to scrapbook and wait till the day she had enough money to take a pottery class again.
Good riddance to that tea and I wasnt to assure my readeship that if they left due to that Tarra and not the womyn who is planning a trip to Michigan WomYn's fest and is practicing the dance moves to the sensual care but not hair free dance she plans for said fest-- then put me on a feed but don't just GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I'm reading an excellent book by a womyn who has been approved by Eve Ensler. It's called Vagaries and vaginas and it is INTENSE(to say the least.) I can upload it for for the first five people who ask.
hugs,
Tarra
I blame all the people who thought that could blog and couldn't and now have caused so much "traffic" that readers can't, in a timely manner, get to their destination.
I am officially no longer going to drink that WEIRD Tea and let's hope things just fall back into place.
As for Swine flu: I doubt it and since no researchers sought me out to see if I had this strain I'll probably never know.
I cooked up my last teabag last night before beddy bye and if it weren't for the flu like symptoms I would have on here bloggin away like a MANIAC and embarrassing myself real bad. As it stands, I will need to take down all posts written since the tea and will do ao at my earliest convenience.
So, I was too sickly to get to the puter but I found this jotted in a daily planner by my nightsand.
1.Tell Obama somehow to do free advertising day and let non profits with great services to get their message out.
2.We all know about crest whitestrips but do we know about the state bar's client security fund?
3. Start up blog with the theme of Regrets and try to lure readers into it and get mondo hits and a stamp of success etc. Have them list stuff that they should have regretted but don't on pg. 1 and take it from there.
4. Make or buy a stamp of Success stamp type logo and stamp in my blogs and or sell this fine idea to the hightest bidder when the time comes.
5.Edit, Edit, Edit,
6. Write treatise or whatever its called about recent diagnos's of mental disorders with the advent of non stop App(Application?) introducal. i.e ADD prescriptions filled as correlatory to Twitter membership sign ups.
7. Learn once and for all what a Widget can't and can't do. draw a chart of weaknesses and strenghts of all widgets in an exclel spreadsheet and analyze it via powerpoint. Learn how to and then put it in a datastream and use it as Flowchart.
8. Track down Eyevonne and find out what led her to flee en masse with her "posse."
9. Write opus about Good vs. Evil and Socipathy as the greatest mystery of our time or whatever. Discuss why this became so intriguing and the conlusions drawn and even try to write an essay as blog entries lack the gravitas associated with the word "essay."
10. Self promote. Self promote. Self promote.
11. Make up another blog and Call it JurisPrudence, call yourself Prudence and disucss the vagaries and discontents you see in this newly entered system.
12. Brevity. Brevity. Brevity. Terseness, Pithy. Work on IT, girl!
YOu guys, there's more, but I just wanted to give you a taste of what that Minnetonka Tea can do to a regular progressive womyn --whom till she plunked down 11 dollars for a cup of tea in a larchmont Village fun and funky tea shoppe-- was happy to scrapbook and wait till the day she had enough money to take a pottery class again.
Good riddance to that tea and I wasnt to assure my readeship that if they left due to that Tarra and not the womyn who is planning a trip to Michigan WomYn's fest and is practicing the dance moves to the sensual care but not hair free dance she plans for said fest-- then put me on a feed but don't just GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
I'm reading an excellent book by a womyn who has been approved by Eve Ensler. It's called Vagaries and vaginas and it is INTENSE(to say the least.) I can upload it for for the first five people who ask.
hugs,
Tarra
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Twitter emergencies and other assorted issues.
OK. CRISIS. TWITTER is Down and so I'm here trying to reach my 212 followers:
Tarra is ok. She just went back to sleep. She wasn't feeling well and she just lied there and next thing you know she was out.
Please tell me what you are having for breakfast in the comments section as without Twitter it will be impossible.
I was thinking about having just toast and a glass of kefir but with my tummy problems I just might eat nothing at all. I feel confident that my symptoms are flu-like but my absence of fever is not going to let me call this a sick day. aaargh.
As for lunch: I'm hoping to have some fun news about that by.... noonish.
Stay tuned and remember: Twitting isn't just for twits!
Tarra is ok. She just went back to sleep. She wasn't feeling well and she just lied there and next thing you know she was out.
Please tell me what you are having for breakfast in the comments section as without Twitter it will be impossible.
I was thinking about having just toast and a glass of kefir but with my tummy problems I just might eat nothing at all. I feel confident that my symptoms are flu-like but my absence of fever is not going to let me call this a sick day. aaargh.
As for lunch: I'm hoping to have some fun news about that by.... noonish.
Stay tuned and remember: Twitting isn't just for twits!
Baja Fresh swine flu concerns. Terrible Pico de gallo.
The events of yesterday will have to result in more blogs with more themes. One will be about a cautionary tale sort of blog about the the dangers of the new breed of teas.
It is just too easy to start a new blog and not try to shed some light on things like these.
The other idea I'm having is Tarra's restaurant reviews. People tend to like reading reviews and on my tight budget it can take on a whole new layer of restaurant review and be a fun and must go to destination if I plot it correctly.
But, as for now I need to talk about my lunch at Baja Fresh. I went to costco with my Webmaster and her sister and we had quite a choice between lunches. I'm a Vegan, as noted, so I didn't have much choice of dishes but with Pat Oscars(??) Panda House or whatever that place is with the heaping 3 portion chinese meals, Togos, Jamba Juice, and Mimi's cafe--You'd have to be a cannibal not to find what you were looking for.
These sisters had some earth polluting burritos and tacos and I had an order of Pico De gallo and let me tell you-- that my sense in the end about Baja Fresh is that the food is very unfresh. We all were trying to be non complaining and not discuss the distict bitterness from everything to the chips to the salsa. The soda was fine. But, when we left and even now many hours later we either have swine flu or food poisoning.
Lauren, my webmaster's sister, doesn't beleive in blogging but even she told me to warn patrons about the perils of the lower los feliz Baja Fresh.
We all marvelled at the gall and yet the marketing genius of just calling something fresh and having everyone come back again and again convinced of "freshness" when no such "freshness" seems to be present.
Listen, it was only my second time there but I felt like I'd swallowed an elephant afterwards and we all did so if Baja Fresh thinks they are getting a good review from me they should think again.
Alisa, my webmistress, pointed out that the swine flu, they say, started in Baja Mexico and so it was dumb to eat there in the first place. Since this family drove all through Baja I wouldn't put it past them to be the ones carrying this swine flu.
So, I'm hoping someone out there can recognize my symptoms and tell me if it's food poisoning, tea related issues, or swine flu.
well, so not much eventful happened yesterday outside my digestive tract but I'll share a few tidbits anyhow as it is funner than writing appelate briefs(loooooong story) So, I started telling Lauren about the Armenian Genocide and she for some reason was not very aware of it while Alisa was and promptly showed off her extensive knowledge on the subject. So, I was telling Lauren who doesn't read blogs of any kind about my take on thier rememeberence day and my inclusion of such thought in my blog,, and she said, " Oh no, you can't say that. You'll get angry letters." And, I just laughed as she so didn't get that it would take more than controversial views on Genocide to get a comment of any sort much less an impassioned one.
I've been visiting other blogs as of late and it seems that so many have been abandoned. It's like a seashore littered with message in a bottles that nobody even bothers to open.
Anyhow, the baja fresh or swine flu is causing me to be up and ill at this ungodly hour. Alisa( my slowly growing on me webmistress) said one thing I thought was WIERD but kind of true while we were driving back to WEHO. She said, " As crazy as people are, they still don't crap themselves in the street." I was like ... "TRUE."
And, it made me think that as bad as it gets with people it's true that at least they don't crap in the streets. And, I felt a mixture of gratitude and impatience that could have resulted from the minnetonka tea, the swine flu, or the baja fresh, or ADHD, or some polarity problem or was it a symtom of a personality disorder????
or none of those at all. Diagnosis's are very hard to make nowadays. I don't envy the current crop of those who must diagnose.
It turns out that it retrospect my day was actually more eventful that I first remembered upon waking. Upon waking, I felt as if one or more of the bitter baja fresh tortilla chips was stuck in my digestion organs in their undigested state. Now, some 15 minutes later I want to google swine flu because something is not right with Tarra's health.
Comments and condolences most welcome!!!
I'm going to go and barf but when I get back expect me to be a spitfire.
It is just too easy to start a new blog and not try to shed some light on things like these.
The other idea I'm having is Tarra's restaurant reviews. People tend to like reading reviews and on my tight budget it can take on a whole new layer of restaurant review and be a fun and must go to destination if I plot it correctly.
But, as for now I need to talk about my lunch at Baja Fresh. I went to costco with my Webmaster and her sister and we had quite a choice between lunches. I'm a Vegan, as noted, so I didn't have much choice of dishes but with Pat Oscars(??) Panda House or whatever that place is with the heaping 3 portion chinese meals, Togos, Jamba Juice, and Mimi's cafe--You'd have to be a cannibal not to find what you were looking for.
These sisters had some earth polluting burritos and tacos and I had an order of Pico De gallo and let me tell you-- that my sense in the end about Baja Fresh is that the food is very unfresh. We all were trying to be non complaining and not discuss the distict bitterness from everything to the chips to the salsa. The soda was fine. But, when we left and even now many hours later we either have swine flu or food poisoning.
Lauren, my webmaster's sister, doesn't beleive in blogging but even she told me to warn patrons about the perils of the lower los feliz Baja Fresh.
We all marvelled at the gall and yet the marketing genius of just calling something fresh and having everyone come back again and again convinced of "freshness" when no such "freshness" seems to be present.
Listen, it was only my second time there but I felt like I'd swallowed an elephant afterwards and we all did so if Baja Fresh thinks they are getting a good review from me they should think again.
Alisa, my webmistress, pointed out that the swine flu, they say, started in Baja Mexico and so it was dumb to eat there in the first place. Since this family drove all through Baja I wouldn't put it past them to be the ones carrying this swine flu.
So, I'm hoping someone out there can recognize my symptoms and tell me if it's food poisoning, tea related issues, or swine flu.
well, so not much eventful happened yesterday outside my digestive tract but I'll share a few tidbits anyhow as it is funner than writing appelate briefs(loooooong story) So, I started telling Lauren about the Armenian Genocide and she for some reason was not very aware of it while Alisa was and promptly showed off her extensive knowledge on the subject. So, I was telling Lauren who doesn't read blogs of any kind about my take on thier rememeberence day and my inclusion of such thought in my blog,, and she said, " Oh no, you can't say that. You'll get angry letters." And, I just laughed as she so didn't get that it would take more than controversial views on Genocide to get a comment of any sort much less an impassioned one.
I've been visiting other blogs as of late and it seems that so many have been abandoned. It's like a seashore littered with message in a bottles that nobody even bothers to open.
Anyhow, the baja fresh or swine flu is causing me to be up and ill at this ungodly hour. Alisa( my slowly growing on me webmistress) said one thing I thought was WIERD but kind of true while we were driving back to WEHO. She said, " As crazy as people are, they still don't crap themselves in the street." I was like ... "TRUE."
And, it made me think that as bad as it gets with people it's true that at least they don't crap in the streets. And, I felt a mixture of gratitude and impatience that could have resulted from the minnetonka tea, the swine flu, or the baja fresh, or ADHD, or some polarity problem or was it a symtom of a personality disorder????
or none of those at all. Diagnosis's are very hard to make nowadays. I don't envy the current crop of those who must diagnose.
It turns out that it retrospect my day was actually more eventful that I first remembered upon waking. Upon waking, I felt as if one or more of the bitter baja fresh tortilla chips was stuck in my digestion organs in their undigested state. Now, some 15 minutes later I want to google swine flu because something is not right with Tarra's health.
Comments and condolences most welcome!!!
I'm going to go and barf but when I get back expect me to be a spitfire.
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